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hi guys
i'm really sorry and you can hate me and shit idgaf
i know i'm messed up
but i'm changing the password to this to a bunch of random letters so i can't get back on :^)
thank you to the people who were nice to me
if you want to yell at me or something most of you have my tumblr.
 that's me.

btw gabbster, i cross my heart hope to die i had NOTHING to do with savannah


  1. chubbybunny20 chubbybunny20
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    him: gooodddd i'm hot
    me: i know
    him: wait what
    me: what

  2. chubbybunny20 chubbybunny20
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    witty, i suppose most of you remember the famous "bradon cyrus"
    well, we have a problem.
    Follow for a follow?

  3. chubbybunny20 chubbybunny20
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Friend: i miss my boyfriend.
    Me: so do i
    Friend: he calls me princess
    Me: he calls me fan
    Me: sometimes fans like plural
    Me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.

  4. chubbybunny20 chubbybunny20
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. chubbybunny20 chubbybunny20
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    1. My boy side
    [x] I love hoodies.
    [x] I love jeans.
    [] Dogs are better than cats.
    [] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
    [] Shopping is torture
    [] Sad movies suck
    [x] You own a car racing game.
    [] You played with hot wheels cars as a kid.
    [] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
    [x] You owned a ds, ps2, ps3, n64, or sega.
    [] You used to be obsessed with power rangers.
    [x] You have watched sports on tv.
    [x] Gory movies are cool.
    [] You go to your dad for advice.
    [x] You Hate Drama.
    [] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
    [] You used to collect hockey cards.
    [x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
    [] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
    [x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
    [] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
    [x] Sports are fun.
    [] You talk with food in your mouth.
    [] You sleep with your socks on at night.
    [x] You have fished at least once.
    2. My girl side
    [x] You love to shop.
    [x] You wear eyeliner.
    [] You wear the color pink.
    [] You go to your mom to talk.
    [x] You consider cheerleading a sport.
    []You hate wearing the color black.
    [x] You like going to the mall.
    [x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
    [x] You like wearing jewelry.
    [x] You cried watching the notebook
    [] Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.
    [] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
    [] You don’t like the movie star wars.
    [] You are/were in gymnastics.
    [] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
    [] You smile a lot more than you should.
    [x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
    [x] You care about what you look like.
    [] You like wearing dresses when you can.
    [] You like wearing high heel shoes.
    [x] You used to play with dolls as little kid.
    [x] You like putting make-up on others.
    [] You like being the star of everything.
    3. Appearance
    [x] I am shorter than 5′5″.
    [] I have many scars.
    [x] I tan easily.
    [x] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
    [] I’ve had/have braces.
    [x] I’ve been told i’m attractive by a complete stranger.
    [x] I have more than two piercings.
    [] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.
    4. Experiences
    [] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
    [] I’ve seen a shooting star.
    [] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
    [] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [x] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I’ve been to a casino.
    [] I Always Get Mistaken As Much Older Than I Actually Am.
    [] I’ve been skydiving.
    [] I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
    [] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [] I’ve crashed a car.
    [x] I’ve been skiing.
    [] I’ve been in a musical.
    [x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
    [] I’ve seen the northern lights.
    [x] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
    [x] I’ve played a prank on someone.
    [x] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
    [x] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show.
    [x] I’ve eaten sushi.
    [] I’ve been snowboarding.
    5. Relationships
    [x] I’m single.
    [] I’m in a relationship.
    [] I’m engaged.
    [] I’m married.
    [x] I miss someone right now.
    [] I've Played With Someones Emotions On Purpose Before.
    [] I’ve gotten divorced.
    [] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
    [x] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
    6. Honesty/Crime
    [x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
    [x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
    [] I’ve snuck out
    [x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
    [x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
    [] I’ve ran a red light.
    [] I’ve witnessed a crime.
    [] I’ve been in a fist fight.
    [] I’ve been arrested.
    7. Death and suicide
    [x] I’m afraid of dying.
    [x] I hate funerals.
    [] I've thought about how i would die.
    [] I’ve seen someone/something dying.
    [x] I've had a near death experience.
    [] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
    8. Random
    [] I do sing ..sometimes
    [] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
    [] I open up to others easily.
    [] My Parents Are Divorced.
    [x] I watch the news.
    [x] I don’t kill bugs.
    [] I sing in the shower.
    [] I am a morning person.
    [] Ive been abused.
    [x] I paid for a cell phone ring tone.
    [] I am a sports fanatic.
    [x] I twirl my hair.
    [x] I care about grammar.
    [] I have “?”’s in my screen name.
    [] I’ve copied more than 30 cd’s in a day.
    [x] I bake well.
    [x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange.
    [x] I would wear pajamas to school.
    [] I like Martha stewart.
    [x] I know how to shoot a gun.
    [x] I laugh at my own jokes. cause they’re funny
    [] I eat fast food weekly.
    [] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an a in a certain class.
    [x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider/roach in the room.
    [x] I am ticklish.
    [x] I love white chocolate.
    [] I bite my nails.
    [x] I’m good at remembering faces.
    [x] I’m good at remembering names.
    [] I’m good at remembering dates.
    [x] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

  6. chubbybunny20 chubbybunny20
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    r.i.p Tyler</3
    i miss you so much
    fly high buddy<3

  7. chubbybunny20 chubbybunny20
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
    american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna heIIz yeah lets get naked
    arab guys: you wanna make friendship
    chinese guys: ching chong

  8. chubbybunny20 chubbybunny20
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    you say i'm dirty minded..
    but how did you understand what i meant?

  9. chubbybunny20 chubbybunny20
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    I hate it when
    you finish a cup of yogurt or pudding or
    something like that and you don't wanto get
    up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it
    sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the
    cup and it falls over.
    NMQ, NMF

  10. chubbybunny20 chubbybunny20
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    When you're too lazy to pick something up
    so you just use your feet as your hand..

  11. chubbybunny20 chubbybunny20
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    Will you be my Valentine?

  12. chubbybunny20 chubbybunny20
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    {♥} if:
    you've never had a valentine.i

  13. chubbybunny20 chubbybunny20
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    Hello, I am
    Forever Alone
    format credit: halfempty
    lol i had to~

  14. chubbybunny20 chubbybunny20
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 9:58am UTC
    Dear Karma,
    I have a list of people you missed.

  15. chubbybunny20 chubbybunny20
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    there are two reasons why people don't talk about something; either it doesn't mean anything, or it means everything.

  16. chubbybunny20 chubbybunny20
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    when your teacher forgets to erase notes off of the chalkboard while you take your test, and you wanna strangle the kid who remindes her to take them down.

  17. chubbybunny20 chubbybunny20
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 10:23am UTC
    we found dove in a soapless place.
    weed in a dopeless place.
    listerine in a scopeless place.
    a ship in a boatless place.
    a sheep in a goatless place.
    cream of wheat in an oatless place.
    got a jacket in a coatless place.
    found a string in a ropeless place.
    it's endless.

  18. chubbybunny20 chubbybunny20
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    When a girl says "I'm done.",
    She usually means "Fight for me."

  19. chubbybunny20 chubbybunny20
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    S[he] didn't [ma]ke him a san[d]wich.c;

  20. chubbybunny20 chubbybunny20
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 1:25pm UTC
    this year, i'm going to be kissing wittyprofiles at midnight.


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