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bananahn97
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 10:25am UTC

*-*The tall blond let out a cry of despair*-*
said
"would have cut it myself ,
if i knew men could climb hair .
gonna have to find another tower somewhere ,
and keep away from the windows"

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bananahn97
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March 23, 2009 3:24pm UTC

Sleeping Beauty 's
in a foul mood for *shame*
she say 's ,
" none for yu dear prince I 'm tired today.
I 'd rather sleep my <whole life> away then have yu keep
me from dreaming "
-fairy tale
sorry didn 't know what to put it under
(= !

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bananahn97
posted a quote
March 22, 2009 8:14pm UTC

Cinderella 's on her bedroom floor
she 's got a crush on the guy at the [ LiQUER ] store
Mister charming don 't come home anymore
&+ she forgets why she came here
sleeping beauty 's in a foul mood for shame
she said,
"none for yu dear prince . i 'm tired today,
I 'd rather sleep my whole life away
than have yu keep me from dreaming
cause i don 't care
for yur fairytales
your so worried bout' the maiden though yu no she 's only waitin'
on the next best thing
Snow white is doing dishes again cause what else could yu do
with seven i.t.t.y. b.i.t.t.y. men ?
sends em' to bed and she calls up a friend
and says "would yu meet me at midnight ?"
woahh
the tall blond let out out a cry of despair
says "i would have cut it myself if i knew men could climb hair,
I 'll have to find another tower somewhere and keep away from the windows"

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bananahn97
posted a quote
March 22, 2009 2:00pm UTC

OH && please
save all the d. r. a. m. a. for [secret life]
^i love that show (= !
mine don 't steal !

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bananahn97
posted a quote
March 1, 2009 3:16pm UTC

Funny Things To Say While Ordering A Takeout Pizza
**Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
**Change your accent every three seconds.
**Imitate the order taker's voice.
**Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
**Order using lines from different movies
**Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!
**Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
**If they ask you if you want a drink, sigh and say "im sorry but i do not wish to become an alcohalic"
not my creditt <3

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bananahn97
posted a quote
February 27, 2009 7:08pm UTC

16 WAYS 2 GET KICKED OUT OF WAL*MART!!!
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-slip a bra and a lacey pink th0ng into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
15-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."
16-on the announser thing, start sing "Baby Got Back" by
Sir-Mix-Alot.
IF U R PROUD TO BE WEIRD COPY THIs on ur page
**not mine . credit to kaykay777

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bananahn97
posted a quote
February 27, 2009 6:58pm UTC

Diiino Dictonarry
rawrrr: i love you in dino . example sentence : i will always rawr you ! (noun)
** my credit ** add to your faavv's or be lammee

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bananahn97
posted a quote
February 27, 2009 6:37pm UTC

I'll never say goodbye
because peter pan once told me not to
he said that goodbye means forever and forever means forgetting
I want to live to 99
if you live to 100 because i never want to live a day without you <- poor bear taught me that
And if you say there is plenty of fish in the waters
i will be willing to test
katie perry told me that , and remember she is always thinking of you
you will never leave my heart , whether we are together or apart
you influenced that !
**now go backk and high light
i grarentee it will be a whole lot moree interesting
creditt to the one and only me ! **

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bananahn97
posted a quote
February 21, 2009 3:59pm UTC

&&
Even if you were {horrifically} disfigured in a {freak } accident
I'd still l ¸ o ¸ v ¸ e ¸ you

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bananahn97
posted a quote
February 20, 2009 9:02pm UTC

{forget} the knight in shinning armor ,
i'd [rather] have the (vampire) in the *volvo*
this isn't mine but i forget where i got it , so if it's yours them comment and i will give you credit **
kk thanxxss

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bananahn97
posted a quote
February 20, 2009 8:50pm UTC

You're a train wreck
But i wouldn't love you if you changed !

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bananahn97
posted a quote
February 20, 2009 8:43pm UTC

you fled from medication cause it only causes pain
you won't come to the doctor , he keeps callin you insane
you're lost even when your going the right way
you mean the world to me , even though you might be crazy
and you said we wouldn't make it
but look how far we've come
for so long my heart was breaking
but now we're standing strong
the things you say , make me fall harder each day
your a train wreck but i wouldn't love you if you changed !
-train wreck
demi lovato

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bananahn97
posted a quote
February 20, 2009 8:11pm UTC

13 signs your falling in [{(love)}] ;
13. you can't stay mad at him/her for more than a minute or two. you actually have to try really hard to stay mad at them.
12. you'll read his/her im's over and over again...
11. you'll walk really , really slow while your with him or her
10. you feel shy when your with him/her
9. while thinking about him/her your heart will beat faster and faster
8. while listening to his or her voice you'll smile for no reason
7. while looking at him/her you can't see anyone else around you ... you can only see them
6. you'll start listening to slow songs
5. you'll get high just by their smell
4. he or she will become all you think about
3. you'll realize that your always smiling when you think about them
2. you'll do anything for them
1. while reading this , there was one person on your mind the whole time
**saw it on a youtube video

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bananahn97
posted a quote
February 20, 2009 7:50pm UTC

Homeworkkkk
feel free to distract : ]

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bananahn97
posted a quote
February 19, 2009 3:52pm UTC

There 's only one thing , two do , three words , four you
i love you
- 1234 , plain white tees

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bananahn97
posted a quote
February 19, 2009 3:48pm UTC

Katie Perry says there 's tons of fish in the waters
and that she 's willing to test
but what if i want a boy ?

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bananahn97
posted a quote
February 19, 2009 3:38pm UTC

{sometimes} it 's ok to quit
z

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bananahn97
posted a quote
February 19, 2009 8:35am UTC

she sat in her room
thinking about you and how she was never good enough . you don't even know . how much she cares , how much she wants to be there , { in your arms }. everyday she gets up to go to school just for you because she just wants to see your face . you don't even know she exists , but your her world . even though your friends tell you she absolutely loves you , you don't care . but deep down inside you know you love her back . but you can't get the courage to tell her because deep down inside your shy . so the days pass by and hours and then she forgets about you because she 's tired of waiting . and that very same day you tell her and she says sorry i don't love you anymore . wow you think fairy tales don 't always have a happy ending do they ? and wow i can never have a job where you have to think fast . but you still love her so you keep trying . you throw pebbles at her window at night . you try to act like romeo , and secretly in your head you pretend she 's Julliet . but what hurts you the most is knowing you could have had her . and what hurts her the most is that she could have had you .
sorry i know it suckkksss , but i was bored sooo ...

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bananahn97
posted a quote
February 12, 2009 5:05pm UTC

The definition of love:
someone you l[{(can't)}]l live without

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bananahn97
posted a quote
February 11, 2009 4:24pm UTC

wanna know a secret?
sometimes i like to pretend that i know Edward Cullen
and he loves me
totally not true ! but rate high anyway

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