Cinderella 's on her bedroom floor
she 's got a crush on the guy at the [ LiQUER ] store
Mister charming don 't come home anymore
&+ she forgets why she came here
sleeping beauty 's in a foul mood for shame
she said,
"none for yu dear prince . i 'm tired today,
I 'd rather sleep my whole life away 
than have yu keep me from dreaming
cause i don 't care
for yur fairytales
your so worried bout' the maiden though yu no she 's only waitin'
on the next best thing
Snow white is doing dishes again cause what else could yu do
with seven i.t.t.y. b.i.t.t.y. men ?
sends em' to bed and she calls up a friend
and says "would yu meet me at midnight ?"
woahh
the tall blond let out out a cry of despair
says "i would have cut it myself if i knew men could climb hair,
I 'll have to find another tower somewhere and keep away from the windows"