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toria_skax
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December 23, 2011 9:15pm UTC

Why can't rappers just say nice things?
Like, "I want to take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice." //// ♥
nmf.

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ilovehimsm
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November 22, 2011 5:25pm UTC

When a person gets out
of an elevator and you are inside
whisper; I LOVE YOU. when the
door is almost closed...
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Liv11
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November 15, 2011 4:39pm UTC

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shawn_the_man
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November 15, 2011 3:31pm UTC

To all the witty girls,
Believe me when i say,
you are beautiful ♥
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jennydevine33
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November 16, 2011 8:55pm UTC

Once there was an ugly barnacle.
He was so ugly that everyone died.
The End.♥

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jsloveforever
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November 16, 2011 9:13pm UTC

STUDY ISLAND
&how many of you groaned just thinking about it?

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xoxomerliexo
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November 16, 2011 9:39pm UTC

My math class made my teacher cry today...
This isn't normal...

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Jasmine123
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November 16, 2011 8:24pm UTC

City person :
Bow chicka wow wow ;P
Country person:
Brown chicken, brown cow ;)

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whoaitsmidge_x3
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November 13, 2011 12:23pm UTC

feet
(noun)
a device used for finding Legos in the dark.

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everydayimwittin
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November 13, 2011 12:29pm UTC

"Things you'll never hear in a boxing ring?"
"Damn, he's cute."
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xxciahbabesssxx
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November 13, 2011 12:32pm UTC

that awkward moment when;
you cant tell if a person is a guy or a girl.

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xolivelaghlveox
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November 13, 2011 12:40pm UTC

We all have That teacher
that you really just wanna punch in the face♥

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xOxLoveoXo
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November 13, 2011 12:45pm UTC

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niftyfoshizzle
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November 13, 2011 12:48pm UTC

moonwalking into jail
cause you're a smooth criminal. ♥

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
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November 13, 2011 12:50pm UTC

Who said, who said I won't be president ?
I say, I say, you ain't seen nothin' yet!
..if Miley Cyrus were elected president, I would be in Canada in less than thirty seconds.

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xoxojas
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November 13, 2011 12:58pm UTC

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