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sassiegirl
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January 30, 2013 5:41pm UTC

Sometimes I feel like I'm wearing guy repellent.

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Pesadilla
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January 29, 2013 5:02am UTC

i think i should know how to make love to something innocent
without leaving my fingerprints out [x]

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Olisbabe *
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January 26, 2013 10:42am UTC

"what is depression like?" he whispered
"it's like drowning."
"Except you can see everyone around you breathing"

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Hale_Storm18
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January 27, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Me: I have a headache
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: My back hurts
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: I failed a test
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: The Grand Dutchess Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia was murdered by communists in 1918
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much

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yourcool
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January 24, 2013 6:00pm UTC

when i was 8, i didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia.
when i was 11, my Hogwarts letter didn't come.
when i was 12, my satr didn't show up to take me to Camp Half-Blood.
Gandalf, I'm counting on you to take me on an adventure when I'm 50.

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softballxwin27
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January 21, 2013 10:55am UTC

In a hostage situation,
I'm sure I'd get killed first.
Robber: "Who should I kill first?"
Me: "It's WHOM shall I kill first."

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Hale_Storm18
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January 27, 2013 1:50pm UTC

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are five people in
my family, so on must be Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But, I think it's Colin.

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Hale_Storm18
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January 27, 2013 12:05am UTC

I'm the man who had the cheese
I'm the man who had the jerky
We put 'em both together
And, yeah, it really workey
Cheese jerky
Say what? Say what?

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