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  1. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  2. livelaughlovee16 livelaughlovee16
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    today i was an amusmant park with my school,
    and i saw a hot guy.
    so i pulled out a sharpie,
    walked over to him,
    and said,
    "can i test my sharpie on you?"
    he shrugged so i took his arm,
    wrote my number on it, and walked away.
    i got a text a few minutes later saying,
    "i think it works."

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you're actually telling the truth, but you laugh, so people think that you're lying.

  4. mustaches_ mustaches_
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    me: who wants to be my valentine?
    world: *silence*
    me: okay now let's not all shout at once

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    In school, the only thing that
    group projects ever taught me was
    how much I hate other people
    format by jimmy365

  6. cutie_pie1234 cutie_pie1234
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    H O W T O S A V E T H E W O R L D :
    1: Make a document titled "The World"
    2: Save it.

  7. tt505 tt505
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    i f i w o k e u p f r o m a c o m a
    & Channing Tatum told me he was my husbnad, i wouldn't question it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    That song on your
    ipod you always skip but never delete

  10. RockyTheRaccoon RockyTheRaccoon
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    Guy I like:
    Cool
    Guy I don't like:
    Good morning beautiful, how'd you sleep? :)


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  12. lizzygaddy lizzygaddy
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    fav this if you
    belive in god♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    nothing brings two people
    together faster than the hatred of a third person.

  15. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    This is BrandonCyrus.
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||
    How many slaps can he get?
    1 FAVE = 1 Slap
    AlreadyGone 's Quote.[:

  16. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    Mirror, mirror.
    Lie to me.
    Show me the things I wish to see.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    On a scale of 1 to Spongebob
    how ready are you? ?`d
    ♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When two people start a conversation on your facebook status.

:)

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