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ay_baybay

1. ay_baybay
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2012 4:50pm UTC
   I wish
   I
   Felt
   BEAUTIFUL
   
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2. ay_baybay
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2012 4:41pm UTC
   It's amazing what you
   CAN HIDE JUST BY PUTTING ON
   a smile.
   ~Demi Lovato
   
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3. ay_baybay
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2012 9:57pm UTC
   IT
   ALL
   FADES
   AWAY
   IN
   THE
   END
   
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4. ay_baybay
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2012 4:43pm UTC
   It is a risk to love
   what if it doesn't work out?
   ah, but what if it does?
   
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5. ay_baybay
   posted a quote
   September 22, 2012 12:58pm UTC
   Yesterday I was happy
   My best friend came over and we painted my room
   A N D E A C H O T H E R
   We stuffed our faces
   And then went to the football game
   Things turned sour. Menories revisited. Secrets revealed.
   My best guy friend is almost back together with his ex
   who he still loves.
   I ruined his evening with rumors
   Things got back to my best friend and I got a call today.
   She can't talk to me anymore. I wasn't her best friend. Her ex, Chase is.
   I'VE BEEN CRYING FOR OVER AN HOUR
   Today, I faked my first of many smiles </3
   
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6. ay_baybay
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2012 3:41pm UTC
   Yahoo! Answers
   Open Question
   How can I be sure I'm the real mom of my kid?
   I just had a baby and it looks more like the man I had my baby with. It doesn't look like me at all and I'm scared that he was cheating on me with another lady and I had her kid. This child is the best thing that's ever happened to me and I can't imagine if I had to give the baby to the real mom! How do ik?!?!
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7. ay_baybay
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2012 11:43am UTC
   Yahoo! Answers
   Open Question
   How can I be sure I'm the real mom of my kid?
   I just had a baby and it looks more like the man I had my baby with. It doesn't look like me at all and I'm scared that he was cheating on me with another lady and I had her kid. This child is the best thing that's ever happened to me and I can't imagine if I had to give the baby to the real mom! How do ik?!?!
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8. ay_baybay
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2012 7:52pm UTC
   THE CURE FOR AIDS
   could be in the terms and conditions
   and we'd never know
   
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9. ay_baybay
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2012 12:20pm UTC
   Why being a girl isn't working out for me
   Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!!
   Me: Please, no-
   Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOOO!
   Brain: I quit. I quit. Kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. Oh my gosh. Salty snacks. I am furious.
   Me: Please, guys, calm down-
   Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS.
   Brain: And now I'm ugly! asdfghjkl;
   Torso: Time to practice labor. Cramp this mess up! Let's GO GO GO GO GO.
   Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
   Stomach: Lol, clothes can't fit you anymore. You are bloated. You are now a ballooooooooon!
   Me: I hate you all.
   Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME. I'M SO DEPRESSED. We need to procreate.
   Face: Lol. I'm not done yet.
   Uterus: What did I ever do to deserve this?
   Brain: You just wait uterus. They're going to make you carry a baby for like 9 months straight.
   Uterus: You bastards.
   Torso: CONTRACT!
   Me: I quit being female. I am now a llama.
   Brain: Me gusta.
   
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10. ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 11:14am UTC
    BLINK
    IF YOU
    WANT ME
    
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11. ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    In 2009 we lost Michael Jackson
    Now we have lost Neil Armstrong
    We're running out of Moon Walkers
    
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12. ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    they should invent;
    a treadmill with a laptop built in.
    and unless you're walking, the internet wouldn't work.
    like you had to be walking on it, you can't just trick it and stand on the sides
    i would lose so much weight
    and like if you wanted to download something, you would have to run.
    and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded.
    i need this
    
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13. ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    I see you! Don't believe me?
    I'll prove it
    You're on the computer with your hand on the mouse.
    Scared yet? O.o
    
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14. ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    Monopoly
    Ruining friendships since 1904
    
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15. ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Who would win in a fight...
    I hate this game.
    nmf, followme(:
    ME VS. A SHARK.
    Shark
    nmf, followme(:
    ME VS. A BEAR
    Bear
    ME VS. A TIGER
    Tiger
    nmf, followme(:
    ME VS. A T REX
    PICK. SMALLER. ANIMALS. YOU. IDIOT
    nmf, followme(:
    
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16. ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 9:17am UTC
    Not everyone should have a front row seat in our lives. There are some people in your life that need to be loved from a distance. It's amazing what you can accomplish when you let go of or at least minimize your time with raining, negative, incompatible, not-going-anywhere relationships. Observe the relationships around you. Pay attention. Which ones lift and which ones lean? Which ones encourage and which ones discourage? Which ones are on a path of growth uphill and which ones are going downhill? When you leave certain people do you feel better or feel worse? Which ones always have drama or don't really understand, know, or appreciate you? The more you seek quality, respect, growth, peace of mind, love and truth around you, the easier it will become for you to decide who gets to sit in the front row and who should be moved to the balcony of your life.
    
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17. ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 9:09am UTC
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    Dear Heart, Why him?
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18. ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Worrying does not take away
    tomorrow's troubles; it takes
    away today's peace.
    
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19. ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    Watching Dr Seuss'
    "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" in August.
    Don't judge.
    
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20. ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes, and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?Me: 10Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?Me: 10 and a dead body.
    
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