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  1. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    trying to decide
    BETWEEN HOMEWORK AND SLEEP
    i ' m t h i n k i n g s l e e p ❤

  2. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    When I hold the door open for people:
    Kids: .......
    Teenagers: Thanks.
    Adults: Thank You!
    Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUTH HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH YOU ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.

  3. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    For the love of cats, please follow the rules.

  4. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    I'm an ugly quote. Nobody loves me.
    For real though, I have no format. I'm uber jealous of all the other pretty quotes.
    They are super popular. They always get faves.
    Especially the fake ones.
    I know I'm not the prettiest. I'm far from it. But I do have feelings.
    If I could be loved, I know I'd feel better.
    So I pretend.
    I like to hide behind fades and borders. Funny sayings that don't mean crap.
    Sometimes I even steal from other quotes so people will notice me.
    Throw in some pink and voila. I get faves.
    But I'm still not happy. That's not me.
    I don't want to hide anymore. These masks have begun to define me.
    Molding me into something I'm not.
    I may not be the pretty one, but I'm not worthless.
    I don't have a special someone (or somequote) but I am capable of love.
    I just need the right person to find me.
    To read me and love me as I truly am.
    This is me.

  5. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 8:09am UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Shout out to us.
    The ones who remember the "Great Witty Crash"
    The Justin Bieber stories.
    Peanut43998
    The Twilight phase, the fake Wiz Khalifa quotes.
    When we almost lost Witty to cussing.
    When you faved a quote at the side.
    Remember when taking a quote from Facebook was unoriginal?
    When cussing was uncensored.
    When the vowels in cuss words were replaced with a dot.
    f•ck sh•t c•nt (Those made me laugh)
    When Steve gave us notifications.
    When Steve gave us a mobile site.
    When Steve gave us a chat.
    Before the sidebar. Before the guys.
    Remember Witty Camp?
    How about Witty School?
    "90's kids"
    "She just called you ___. Oh hell no! Hold my ___."
    "I wasn't that drunk"
    "___ is in a relationship with ___. Like Comment"
    Ladies, we saved lives.
    We encouraged each other.
    We loved each other.
    Remember?

  7. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    I usually HATE these things, but I'm bored and this one's funny!!
    Are you a virgin? Yes.
    3 biggest pet peeves? People who cheat, when the teacher doesn't erase the whole board, excessive cussing.
    Celebrity Crush? Matt Damon! Mmmm
    If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? I would learn to study better.
    Do you smoke? Nopee.
    Do you drink? Not really.
    Rate yourself. Honestly? Maybe a 7?
    Longest relationship and with who? 6 months with Lucas Priore Coelho.
    5 Turn offs. Excessive cussing, greasy hair, tucked in tee shirts, bad smell, socks and sandals.
    5 Turn ons. Red hair, beards, tall, smells good, smart.
    Biggest lie you've ever told? I'm fine.
    Would you ever date someone from another race? Yes.
    Sexual orientation? Straight.
    Top 5 traits you're looking for in a guy? Loves Jesus, tall, funny, driven to succeed, likes dogs.
    Current crush? Matthew Bennett Wright.
    Bestfriend(s)? KitKat.
    Guilty pleasure? 2 Broke Girls
    First kiss? Who? Yeah. Lucas.
    Do looks matter? For me: sort of. For guys: yes.
    What does your underwear look like? Purple stripes.
    Bra size? 34 C
    Farthest gone with a guy? One guy put his hand on my *ahem* va-jayjay. *shudders*
    Do you like it when people play with your hair? ERMAHGERD yes
    Circumcised?
    Do you name your private parts? Bwahaha no!
    Do you pee in the shower? *blushes*
    bwahaha

  8. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 12:42am UTC
    James
    If time is money, then is an ATM a time machine?
    about a minute ago · Like 11 · Comment · Unfollow Post
    Elisabeth That's what ATM stands for. "A Time Machine."
    8 hours ago · Like 9
    James See! I knew it makes sense lol.
    8 hours ago · Like
    Debbie Automatic Teller Machine... ATM... But you're funny James.
    8 hours ago · Like
    Elisabeth So Debbie, when did you graduate from Killjoke University?
    8 hours ago · Like 21

  9. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    new makeup

  10. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    Happy Girls
    are the Prettiest
    -Audrey Hepburn

  11. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    We flash them, we smash them.
    We push them way up.
    We shake them, we stuff them
    In the wrong sized cup.
    Our boyfriends just crave them,
    Our children have drained them.
    Some of us have even decided to name them.
    We go through our lives and knock them about.
    But one thing is certain, one thing i must SHOUT!
    Our boobies have been there through thick and through thin,
    And life is too precious to let cancer win!
    -
    nmq
    - format credit ay_baybay -

  12. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Fave if you l♥ve
    chocolate
    ignore if you want to GOTOHELL

  13. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    I'm tired of yelling
    I'm tired of being sad
    I'm tired of pretending
    I'm tired of being alone
    I'm tired of being angry
    I'm tired of feeling crazy
    I'm tired of feeling stuck
    I'm tired of needing help
    I'm tired of remembering
    I'm tired of missing things
    I'm tired of being different
    I'm tired of missing people
    I'm tired of feeling worthless
    I'm tired of feeling empty inside
    I'm tired of not being able to just let go
    I'm tired of wishing I could start all over
    I'm tired of dreaming of a life I will never have
    But most of all, I'm just tired of being tired

  14. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 9:30am UTC
    I'm basically a girl with
    [ the personality of a dude. ]

  15. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    MY FRIEND THINKS HE'S
    SMART. HE SAID ONIONS
    ARE THE ONLY FOOD
    THAT CAN MAKE YOU
    CRY.
    SO I THREW A
    {COCONUT AT HIS FACE.}
    format credit ay_baybay

  16. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 11:00am UTC
    Your skin is not paper. Don't cut it.
    Your face isn't a mask. Don't hide it.
    Your size isn't a book. Don't judge it.
    Your life isn't a film. Don't end it.

  17. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    ALL I KNOW IS I'M NOT HOME YET
    THIS IS NOT WHERE I BELONG
    TAKE THIS WORLD AND GIVE ME JESUS
    THIS IS NOT WHERE I BELONG

  18. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    Twitter is stupid
    And Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.
    ~Two Broke Girls~

  19. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    My Life Story. Not worth your time to read, this is mostly for me.
    I thought I was an open book.
    Before this year, I didn't have a single thing that I hadn't told at least one person.
    Now I'm struggling with my self image and worth.
    I know in my head I'm pretty. But I don't really believe it.
    Last night, an old friend made me feel worthless.
    He almost sent my a picture of his dick
    He called me sexy and hot and asked for pics of me.
    I didn't do it.
    He made me feel like trash. Like something he could dangle around.
    He felt he could get anything from me. That's not who I am.
    I am not a prize to be won.
    I've got my struggles, my flaws. I listen to people because I understand them.
    I know what it''s like to be anorexic, to cut, to feel like you're not loved.
    I am 16 and I haven't dated anyone I liked since I was 14.
    Never been in love.
    I thought I was, this summer, but everyone knew. He didn't like me back and EVERYONE made fun of me.
    I was the laughing stock of my youth group.
    Now I like my friend. He acts like me likes me, but I don't think he does.
    Who would? I'm the "cool girl" the one who "hangs with the guys"
    Nobody is interested in me THAT way.
    I play video games, I eat like a pig, I participate in the sports.
    But he makes me laugh, and I've fallen a bit too hard.
    Matthew Bennett Wright, if only you knew.

  20. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    I'm tired of
    crying

:)

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