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awesomenessandahalf
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April 17, 2013 4:56pm UTC

Teacher: now let's try a D grade question
Class: *continues chatting*
Teacher: settle down
Teacher: now back to my D
Class: *dies*

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awesomenessandahalf
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April 16, 2013 3:27pm UTC

i log on to find pages of boston quotes
witty hasn't changed at all,
we still care when it really matters.
p r a y f o r b o s t o n

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 2:49pm UTC

Dad: will the real slim shady please stand up
Me: no
Me: I'm too lazy

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awesomenessandahalf
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April 9, 2013 6:00pm UTC

You weren't just a star to me,
You were my whole darn sky.

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awesomenessandahalf
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April 9, 2013 1:23pm UTC

Though my scars may look old,
They still open if they're pulled,
Though my tears may have dried,
Doesn't mean that they weren't cried

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awesomenessandahalf
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April 8, 2013 6:15pm UTC

After all the things that we've been through,
I miss everything about you

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awesomenessandahalf
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April 6, 2013 4:22pm UTC

14 year old girl on facebook: I hate vodkae its a fu.cking bi.tch ahaha i will b fine task emore thsan thta nop tike im mactually drunk or nufin xxxxxxxxx
This post made me ill.

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 3:47pm UTC

You didn't stick around.
Nobody does.

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awesomenessandahalf
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April 6, 2013 12:01pm UTC

experiencing the rainbow cat birthday banner as it is wittys birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WITTY

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 8:33am UTC

I just wanna be the o n l y girl
You love all your life

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awesomenessandahalf
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March 31, 2013 2:44pm UTC

why do you always do this to me?
we stop talking for a week, then you randomly text me like nothing ever happened. you get my hopes up and lead me on. because you know no matter how long you ignore me, I will always be here waiting for you

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 2:01pm UTC

every time i mistype 'i love you' as 'i love yuo' i imagine that there's a little asian boy called Yuo that blushes and loves me too

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awesomenessandahalf
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March 24, 2013 6:11pm UTC

I see you've got your smile back,
And you say you're right on track

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awesomenessandahalf
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March 24, 2013 3:45pm UTC

omg i just drove past a garden centre and the sign outside read
'we're so excited for spring we're wetting out plants'
wetting our plants
plants and pants
geddit

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awesomenessandahalf
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March 23, 2013 3:58pm UTC

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb34xycoOk1qcqgtlo1_500.gif
you beautiful anti social awkward potatoes x

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awesomenessandahalf
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March 21, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Patrick: I wrote a poem once
Patrick: A Poem by Patrick Star
Patrick: Roses are blue, violets are red, I need the bathroom
Gym teacher: Patrick, how many times have I told you
Gym teacher: THIS IS GYM CLASS
Class: *throws dodgeballs*
Patrick: *shivers* dodgeballs......

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awesomenessandahalf
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March 19, 2013 10:13am UTC

aw ok this is adorable i'm in RE and the teachers boyfriend just came in and gave her 'an important letter'
she just opened it and it's some jelly babies
can i not have a relationship like this
God why are you so picky ugh

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 6:26pm UTC

81 hours since you said you'd text me
81 hours I've been staring at my phone
81 hours I've had nothing
81 hours and counting

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 3:13pm UTC

don't talk
about me
until you've talked
to me

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 4:08pm UTC

"What colour are my eyes?"
"Well, at first glance your eyes are brown. But when the light hits them, they change to amber. And if you look really close around the iris, the colour is pure honey. But, when you look into the sun, they look almost green. That's my favourite."

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