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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 5:15pm UTC

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you can do it, Mom ♥

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GlamourGirl
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 7:19pm UTC

If he only wants your
breasts,legs,and thighs
send him to KFC

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An'*
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 7:00pm UTC

instead of telling you
how i feel, i sit on witty and makes quotes about it. ♥

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 7:47pm UTC

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For halloween I'ma wear a T shirt that says
life
and hand out
Lemons
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XxprettixX
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 3:53pm UTC

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♥♥♥
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In a world of people who
couldn't care less,
be someone who couldn't care more.
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idance
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC

DEAR SIDEWALK,
Please get wider...
SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
FEELING EXCLUDED.

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idance
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 10:21pm UTC

when little kids are
chasing me, I run slow so they think they're fast.
♥

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Erinlovesyouboo
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 4:39pm UTC

What are you doing tonight?
Oh, you know just hitten up the clubs.
Oh nice what club?
Club penguin...

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amberlylovesdinosaurs
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 9:02pm UTC

Come here.
Why?
Just come here.
No, you're gonna hit me.
nmf

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 3:01pm UTC

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---------------- ♥It's pointless being a pretty package♥
................. ♥if your just an empty box.♥
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livelovedance
posted a quote
October 20, 2011 6:53pm UTC

getting a top quote
is harder than convincing your grandma you're not hungry. ♥

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iblamehollywoodx3
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 3:32pm UTC

dear santa, this year i'd like...
no wait, forget that. go and get your sleigh
& go to Afghanistan, get all the
soliders & bring them
home. they deserve presents more
than i do.
nmf: marissa123

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hannahlovesxox
posted a quote
October 20, 2011 6:07pm UTC

When a girl says "im done"
it really means "fight for me." ♥

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 7:11pm UTC

Thanks to Facebook
I now know what everyones bathroom looks like.
One mirror at a time

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fatassmuffin
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 3:30pm UTC

click to see this quote

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 7:08pm UTC

S W A G
Stupid Whores Acting Ghetto ;)

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idance
posted a quote
October 20, 2011 5:40pm UTC

click to see this quote

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 6:32pm UTC

The Best Thing Ever;
having a fire drill during your least favorite class ♥

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taytayx311
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 8:59pm UTC

Imagine being
one of those babies on the show
16 and pregnant and
knowing you're an accident.
nmf

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kayleer5
posted a quote
October 20, 2011 5:27pm UTC

today i was in the car with my boyfriend and his mom. i started laughing, he looked at me and said "you laugh too much." his mom yelled at him and said
"maybe your face is just funny."
i officially love his mom

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