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1. SunComesUp
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   December 22, 2011 8:25am UTC
   Feet in the air! There is a low level flying thither
   
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2. Tjaaaaay
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   December 22, 2011 8:27am UTC
   Getting worried cause you cant find your quote in newest quotes.
   
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3. IloveyouAndy56
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   December 22, 2011 8:34am UTC
   ‎- Nice attitude. Where'd you get it?
   Abercrombie & B*tch?
   
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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7. hopelessromantic33
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   December 22, 2011 8:28am UTC
   Cool Story Bro,
   tell it again ;)
   
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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9. keenie1
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   December 22, 2011 8:28am UTC
   it makes me sad
   when my parent forgets my birthday
   
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10. JellybeanLoverO_O
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    December 22, 2011 8:29am UTC
    Boy: Im not trying to show off or anything, but i fell over yesterday, and i only cried twice! How bad am I?
    Girl: -_-
    
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11. LoveHearts97
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    December 22, 2011 8:29am UTC
    THOSE DAYS
    When you find everything hilarious.
    format by: h0peful
    
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12. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
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    December 22, 2011 8:32am UTC
    smell milk to check if it's off.
    don't know what milk is suppose to smell like anyway.
    
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13. IloveyouAndy56
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    December 22, 2011 8:32am UTC
    ‎- "I'm sexy& i know it."
    "More like, your ugly and you show
    it."
    
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14. TheGirlWhoLived
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    October 14, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    Hold you breath and see how long you could hold it for. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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15. TheGirlWhoLived
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    October 15, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    That glorious smell when you walk past McDonalds
    
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16. TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 7:26am UTC
    Voldemort and Tom Riddle are now friends.
    Today at 21:11 •Like • Comment •See Friendship
    Harry Potter
    Wait, what?
    5 minutes ago · Like
    Voldemort
    I need to send farmville gifts to myself.
    3 minutes ago · Like
    
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17. TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    Kim Possible: Ron & his rat.
    Harry Potter: Ron & his rat.
    Jersey Shore: Ron & his rat.
    
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18. TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    "OMG I WANT THIS."
    -looks at price tag-
    "Nevermind."
    -.-
    
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19. TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    "you're so ugly!"
    "Really?"
    "yes!"
    "Good, I was trying to look like you today"
    
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20. TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 2:22pm UTC
    Dear Spongebob,
    You're yellow, you can't drive and you do karate.
    Think we wouldn't notice?
    Sincerely, Asians.
    
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