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IloveyouAndy56

1. IloveyouAndy56
   posted a quote
   April 9, 2012 4:50pm UTC
   ATTENTION!!!!!!!
   I HAVE A NEW WITTY! I AM GIVING THIS ONE TO A FRIEND!
   MY NEW WITTY IS DakotaMarieee..
   Thanks!
   -Dakota(:
   
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2. IloveyouAndy56
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2012 8:30pm UTC
   LQIMMBIWRFETLOL.
   Laughing quietly in my mind because it wasnt really funny enough to laugh out loud.
   ;)
   
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3. IloveyouAndy56
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2012 4:00pm UTC
   I think there's something wrong with my favorite button,
   I know my quotes are fantastic and what not, but they never seem to get on top quotes.
   Fix it soon? Thanks.
   
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4. IloveyouAndy56
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 3:24pm UTC
   ┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓
   everyday I’m shuffling.
   
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5. IloveyouAndy56
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2012 7:14pm UTC
   lose your pen = no pen
   no pen = no notes
   no notes = no study
   no study = fail
   fail = no diploma
   no diploma = no work
   no work = no money
   no money = no food
   no food = skinny
   skinny = ugly
   ugly = no love
   no love = no marriage
   no marriage = no children
   no children = alone
   alone = depression
   depression = sickness
   sickness = death
   don't lose your pen...or you will die.
   format by jimmy365
   
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6. IloveyouAndy56
   posted a quote
   February 15, 2012 5:41pm UTC
   -Duck tape can fix anything.
   Too bad you can't fix stupid.
   :)
   
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7. IloveyouAndy56
   posted a quote
   February 15, 2012 5:36pm UTC
   LAZY TEST: 9,895,789,213,546,958,444,212,358,235,146,513.
   (I bet you didnt even read that.)
   
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8. IloveyouAndy56
   posted a quote
   February 15, 2012 5:30pm UTC
   - The awesome thing about the internet is that you can quote things by random people and we believe them.
   -George Washington
   
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9. IloveyouAndy56
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   February 15, 2012 5:25pm UTC
   Somersaults... that's how I roll.
   
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10. IloveyouAndy56
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
    1.) It's in the shape of a circle not a square.
    2.) It's not a garden
    3.) Who's Madison?
    
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11. IloveyouAndy56
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:27am UTC
    You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it outta office. (That's right Obama, Im talking about you.)Format: IloveyouAndy56
    
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12. IloveyouAndy56
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    February 10, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    -If I woke up from a coma, and Channing Tatum said he was my husband, I wouldn't question him.
    
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13. IloveyouAndy56
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    February 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    -My back is not a voicemail. If you have something to say, say it to my face.
    
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14. IloveyouAndy56
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    February 8, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    -Dont bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up, I will lick it.
    
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15. IloveyouAndy56
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    -Im not arguing, Im just explaining why im right.
    
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16. IloveyouAndy56
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    -Raising a sexy beast must be hard, my parents would know.
    :)
    
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17. IloveyouAndy56
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    While texting:
    Heyyyyy
    |______________|______|_____|_____|_____|
    friends i think take lets im
    i like u the f*ck drunk
    hint
    
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18. IloveyouAndy56
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    -This f.ucking weather, is taking my heart. <3
    
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19. IloveyouAndy56
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    January 31, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    -Dont judge a girl by her bra size.
    
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20. IloveyouAndy56
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    -Haters hate me because they know im the best thing since sliced bread.
    
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