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  1. ShatteredRainbows ShatteredRainbows
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2011 12:27pm UTC
    There's always one song...
    that fits the situation a little too perfectly.

  2. ithoughtyoureallymeantit ithoughtyoureallymeantit
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2011 9:40am UTC
    L o v e
    is like a rubber band.
    When someone lets go,
    It hurts the one still holding on.

  3. LittleMonstah LittleMonstah
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    & who else looks at the back of some ones boots to see if they're Uggs?❤

  4. Electric_Rainbow Electric_Rainbow
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 2:21am UTC
    ♥♥♥
    dad: why you crying?
    girl: my boyfriend dumped me! dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..
    while later dad comes back,
    girl:what the hell! why did you go kill him!
    dad: I didn't
    girl:where did you go?
    dad: to get you icecream :D
    girl:why the hell did you take the shot gun?!
    dad: so I could get it for free,
    ♥♥♥♥

  5. oxjoyyxo769 oxjoyyxo769
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    ----> A kid gave his teacher
    a blank piece of paper. <----
    Teacher: What is this?
    Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
    Teacher: *looked at the paper* Where's the grass?
    Kid: The cow ate all of it.
    Teacher: *looked at the paper again* Then, where's the cow?
    Kid: It left because there was no more grass..

  6. sspegasusx sspegasusx
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 9:51am UTC
    BACON IS BACON; EGGS ARE EGGS
    don't let a guy between your legs.
    THEY SAY YOU'RE HOT; THEY SAY YOU'RE FINE
    but nine months later they say: "NOT MINE!"
    [;

  7. kristiXmorrison kristiXmorrison
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 10:57am UTC
    Miss Suzie had a steamboat
    The steamboat had a bell
    Miss Suzie went to heaven
    The steamboat went to...
    Hello operator
    please give me number nine
    and if you disconnect me
    I'll chop off your...
    Behind the 'fridgerator
    There was a piece of glass
    Miss Suzie sat upon it
    And cut her big fat...
    Ask me no more questions
    Tell me no more lies
    The boys are in the bathroom
    Zipping down their...
    Flies are in the meadow
    The bees are in the park
    Miss Suzie and her boyfriend
    Are kissing in the...
    Dark is like a movie
    A movies like a show
    A show is like a t.v set
    And that is all I know
    anyone else remember this? Fave?

  8. heyitsxis heyitsxis
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    "two weeks,
    that's all it took,
    two weeks for me to fall inlove with you."
    - Dear John.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Rachieex0x7 Rachieex0x7
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    * L0GGinG lnto A WebsitE *
    ...loading...loading...loading...
    [▓▓▓ ]
    * Refreshing the page *
    loading...loading...loading...
    [▓▓ ]
    * Refreshing the page *
    loading...loading...loading...
    [▓ ]
    SCREW IT!
    -fav if you're impatient too :)
    #

  11. kelsxboo kelsxboo
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. BASKETballLOVER BASKETballLOVER
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    it's not the goodbye that hurts,
    it's the flash back that follows
    not my formatt**.

  13. LoveByWhisper LoveByWhisper
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you start talking &
    realize no one is listening
    so you slowly fade out. ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. Jayydax0 Jayydax0
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 11:36am UTC
    Long but worth the read, i promise.
    -so a few weeks ago, my cousin charlie was in a severe car accident. charlie was thrown out of the vehicle, he went through the windshield. charlie was then rushed to the hospital with at least 3 broken bones, including his back. that night we got a phone call from the hospital saying that charlie has a really bad head injury and may be in the hospital until sometime in february.
    charlie is only 17.
    if i can get at least 17 faves;
    thats more hope i know charlie will have.
    thanks for reading, and i hope you all understand.
    --------------- ♥ ---------------
    please dont jock.

  16. kalhaaa kalhaaa
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 4:10am UTC
    "Aww, your cute when your mad"
    "oh yeah? Well Im about to get adorable"

  17. danceforever23 danceforever23
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 11:22pm UTC
    If you had to make a decision
    -who would you choose?-
    the one that you love, or the one who loves you...

  18. Laura2716 Laura2716
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    & I Don't Understand,
    What's wrong with mentally retarded people,
    So what if they're different from you? What happened to ''don't judge a book by it's cover" ? Do you honestly think that they can help that they make weird sounds, or faces? No, they can't. So I suggest you stop using 'retarded' as an insult.
    I would know. My little sister is mentally retarded, she has down syndrome, and it kills me inside whenever I hear somebody use 'retarded' as an insult. She's 11 years old. She cannot walk, talk, understand, or eat by herself. She's helpless. She's like a baby. & can she control it? No she can't. Think about this next time you use 'retarded' as an insult :|
    Click the [♥] If you agree.

  19. redbutterfly_ redbutterfly_
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 8:28pm UTC
    Girl: Mom, why does the bride wear white?
    Mom: because it's the happiest day of her life.
    Girl: Then why does the Groom wear BLACK?
    Not my format

  20. Vivaalajuicy Vivaalajuicy
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    I'm afraid that people can see me through my webcam...
    even though it's off.

:)

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