Witty Profiles

armaryllis

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Member Since: 5 Apr 2012 11:35am

Last Seen: 23 Jun 2014 10:55am

Birthday: March 12

Gender: F

user id: 289491

I love reading and writing stories. Now witty quotes are part of the equation :D

armaryllis
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 1:13pm UTC
Dear Advertisement,
I see what you did there ;3, trying to pass off as a witty quote. You're not fooling anyone.
Sincerly,
Not going to click on you anyways

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armaryllis
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December 26, 2012 5:04pm UTC
Awful feeling: when you're bored to death but you still don't feel like doing anything.

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armaryllis
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 8:01pm UTC
Looking back at your past...it's amazing how gullible and naive we were as children...so many "Why did I say that" moments o.O

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armaryllis
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December 23, 2012 8:28pm UTC
Oh, you have swag? Don't worry I'll be sure to remind you to put that on your Burger King application later.

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armaryllis
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December 23, 2012 5:15pm UTC
Humans are such rebels, we go through evolution in reverse ;3

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