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aquamarinerush

1. aquamarinerush
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   July 1, 2012 4:11pm UTC
   A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
   
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2. aquamarinerush
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   July 1, 2012 3:48pm UTC
   My friend and I are talking. Suddenly, the conversation drops into an awkward silence.
   Me: ...
   My friend: ...
   Me: ...
   My friend: ...
   Me: So... How 'bout them patriots?
   
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3. aquamarinerush
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   July 1, 2012 3:43pm UTC
   Me: *Something comepletley random*
   My Friend: That doesn't even make any sense.
   Me: Exactly.
   
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4. aquamarinerush
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   June 26, 2012 4:56pm UTC
   I don't suffer from insanity.
   I enjoy very minute of it.
   
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5. aquamarinerush
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   June 26, 2012 4:53pm UTC
   If my calculations are correct, than SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
   
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6. aquamarinerush
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   June 26, 2012 11:03am UTC
   Never go to a doctor whose office plants have all died.
   
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7. aquamarinerush
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   June 24, 2012 11:45am UTC
   All generalizations are false,
   including this one
   
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8. aquamarinerush
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   June 24, 2012 11:41am UTC
   Flying is learning how to throw yourself against the ground and miss.
   
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9. aquamarinerush
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   June 24, 2012 11:36am UTC
   If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.
   
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10. aquamarinerush
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    June 24, 2012 11:31am UTC
    Last night as a I lay in my bed looking at the stars in the sky, I thought to myself;
    "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"
    
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11. aquamarinerush
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    June 24, 2012 11:29am UTC
    Duct Tape is like The Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
    
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