33 Ways To Seriously Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme song incessantly.
2. make it clear that your drive-through order is " to-go "
3. speak only in " robot " voice.
4. Sniffle incessantly.
5. name your dog, " dog " or your cat, " cat "
6. reply to everything everyone says with " thats what YOU think "
7. Claim that you MUST always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your " astronaut training ."
8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
10. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
11. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
12. Yell random numbers when someone is counting . . .
13. Drum on every available surface
14. Honk and wave to strangers
15. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
16. ONLY TYPE IN UPERCASE.
17. Aadd eexxttrraa lleetteerrss ttoo eevveerryytthhiinngg !
18. Pay with only pennies.
19. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
20. Repeat everything someone says, as a question
21. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
22. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
23. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
24. Ask people what their gender are
25. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back
26. Wear a LOT of cologne
27. Mow your lawn with scissors.
28. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
29.Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
30. Never make eye contact.
31. Never break eye contact
32. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
33. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
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