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  1. annoynimousxzebra29 annoynimousxzebra29
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Everyone check
    out
    imasquirrel01292011
    This person is
    amazing!
    B u t s t a y a w a y t h e i r
    m i n e <3

  2. annoynimousxzebra29 annoynimousxzebra29
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    On Facebook,
    When someone goes Single..
    They should make it a broken
    heart... instead of a happy full
    heart.

  3. annoynimousxzebra29 annoynimousxzebra29
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 7:31pm UTC
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    Go to Google
    Type in " Do a barrel roll ",
    Be amazed,
    Then, Fave this quote (:
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    jayciecutie01's format

  4. annoynimousxzebra29 annoynimousxzebra29
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    Pauly D Quote ;
    " We don't pump our
    gas, we pump our
    fists"

  5. annoynimousxzebra29 annoynimousxzebra29
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Sick of crying,
    Tired of trying,
    Yeah, I'm smiling,
    But inside..
    I'm dying.

  6. annoynimousxzebra29 annoynimousxzebra29
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    You can tell witty has
    updated quotes
    When you log on to
    facebook...

  7. annoynimousxzebra29 annoynimousxzebra29
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    *See's a picture of a couple kissing on facebook *
    Guys - " Yeah, Budday, get it in! "
    Girls - " Awwh, you guys are soo cute together<3 "

  8. annoynimousxzebra29 annoynimousxzebra29
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    F r i [ E N D ],
    B o y f r i [ E N D ],
    G i r l f r i [ E N D ]
    B e s t f r i [ E N D ]
    Everything has an END to it, except ..
    F a m [ I L Y ]
    It has 3 letters that stand for,
    I LOVE YOU!
    ©livsbestfriendryan

  9. annoynimousxzebra29 annoynimousxzebra29
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 3:05pm UTC
    εїз
    Make-up
    Would be so much cooler
    If it was glow in the dark.
    [[♥if you think so too.]]
    follow me, i follow back:) -
    Format crdit to whoever :)

  10. annoynimousxzebra29 annoynimousxzebra29
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    The quick brown fox jumps over a
    lazy dog,
    Did you know that sentence uses every letter of the alphabet?
    MIND = BLOWN!

  11. annoynimousxzebra29 annoynimousxzebra29
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    Me Behave?
    Seriously?
    As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arived home after midnight, Pinoocchi told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles per hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his preformance, and shaggy and scooby where mystery solving hippes that always had munchies
    Thats Not My Fault!
    If you had this childhood and loved it!
    [ Fave(: ]

  12. annoynimousxzebra29 annoynimousxzebra29
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    You've cat to be kitten me right meow!
    ^ ( • ♦ • ) ^

  13. annoynimousxzebra29 annoynimousxzebra29
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook
    gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11
    friends
    just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted
    barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers
    stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama
    Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo
    tags,
    2 friends-a-pokin & a creeper who won't stop
    inboxing meeee.

  14. annoynimousxzebra29 annoynimousxzebra29
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    I dont know why, but im the girl,
    who cant stand Selena Gomez and I dont even know why..

  15. annoynimousxzebra29 annoynimousxzebra29
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    If I had 3 wishes, I'd give back 2, cause
    My only wish is to be with you.
    (:

  16. annoynimousxzebra29 annoynimousxzebra29
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    Did you know!?
    Your hair is just dead cells?
    Then why do you bother to make if perfect every morning?

  17. annoynimousxzebra29 annoynimousxzebra29
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    " I can see you phone? "
    DOES NOT MEAN
    " Can I see your texts "
    (Follow me, i follow back!)

  18. annoynimousxzebra29 annoynimousxzebra29
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    Did you know you have over
    70,000+ thoughts a day?
    Mind = BLOWN : D

  19. annoynimousxzebra29 annoynimousxzebra29
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    That moment in class;
    When one kid yawns,
    The whole class starts yawning ...
    (Follow me, i follow back!)

  20. annoynimousxzebra29 annoynimousxzebra29
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    Everyday I'm shufflin'
    ,
    Except for Fridays
    Gotta get down of Friday(:

:)

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