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  1. LaurenNicole208 LaurenNicole208
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    Sleepovers become raggers.
    Juice becomes alcohol.
    Candy becomes weed.
    Butter knifes become razor blades.
    Scraped kness become slit wrists.
    Death becomes a trend.
    Love becomes real.
    2+2 becomes 2*(5+7)6=5*/78
    Timeouts become detentions.
    Training bras become push-ups.
    Footy pajamas become lingerie.
    Kisses become $ex.
    Bikes become cars.
    Society becomes f*cked.
    Everything becomes impossible.
    Trust becomes nonexistent.
    Nice girls become S!uts.
    We become something we said we never would.
    Goodbyes become forever.
    Cooties become broken hearts.
    Now tell me again, Why did we want to grow up so fast?

  2. Soccersam2662 Soccersam2662
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    It's hard to swim
    in such a
    shallow world.

  3. mwittym mwittym
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room,
    look at the floor and think : I'd tap that.
    ;-)
    N M F

  4. xxIntoTheNeverxx xxIntoTheNeverxx
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Peeta Mellark? How do I even begin to explain Peeta Mellark?
    Prim: Peeta Mellark is a baker
    Gale: He likes my squirrels
    Effie: I hear his leg is insured for $10,000
    Cinna: I hear he does baking commercials in District 12
    Ceasar: He once met Katniss Everdeen and told her he loved her
    Katniss: One time, he threw bread at me...
    Katniss:
    Katniss:
    Katniss:
    Katniss: It was awesome

  5. OliviaGrace3 OliviaGrace3
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    A picture's worth a thousand words,
    A song is worth a millon,
    But the tears falling from your eyes?
    Yeah, those are worth a billion.
    nmq/nmf

  6. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    ♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
    you cried
    When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
    you didn't say good bye.
    I got lucky and got a donor heart
    But When I Came Home
    I Couldn't Find You
    Finally I asked your mom
    && She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
    "Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"

  7. arianaaaaax13 arianaaaaax13
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Never let a fool
    kiss you.
    Never let a kiss
    fool you.

  8. Quelis Quelis
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Friends: You're beautiful!
    Family: How many boyfriends do you have?
    School people: Oh look, it speaks.

  9. LeA_HeRe LeA_HeRe
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    ♥--------------------- ---------
    She wanted to get high. So he took her to the tallest hill in town. She said she wanted to stay up all night and drink. So he gave her a 12 pack of caffienated soda and said "Drink up." She said she wanted to shoot herself in the face. So he gave her a water gun and let her pull the trigger. She said she wanted to cut herself. So he took a Polaroid picture of her face and let her cut it up. She said she wanted to cry herself to sleep. So he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed. She said that she wanted to be alone. So he made her a tag that said "Hi, my name is Alone." She said that she wanted someone to take care of her. So he asked when he wasnt.

  10. LeA_HeRe LeA_HeRe
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    torn between two
    w h o w o u l d y o u c h o o s e:
    the one that you love
    or the one
    that loves you?
    nmq

  11. LeA_HeRe LeA_HeRe
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    i wonder if a boy
    ever looks at me and thinks "wow, she's beautiful"

  12. xXiRaWrUXx xXiRaWrUXx
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    I've been missing you
    so bad and you don't seem to care.
    nmf

  13. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 6:26pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. cheerchic9711 cheerchic9711
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    15 things a girl wants from her guy but won't ask for:
    1. Good morning/goodnight texts.
    2. Pictures taken together.
    3. Surprises, especially little ones.
    4. Visiting & bringing her favorite food.
    5. A hoodie with his scents all over it.
    6. Really long hugs.
    7. Slow dances.
    8. Sincere compliments.
    9. Singing her favorite song, even if it's out of tune.
    10. A cute stuffed toy to hug when he's not around.
    11. Real, deep conversations.
    12. Nonsense but funny conversations too.
    13. His "gentelmanliness."
    14. Comfort and patience when she's in tears.
    15. Telling her how much you love her.

  16. 13MusicSpazXx 13MusicSpazXx
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    March 18, 2012 10:07am UTC
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  17. xbluexeyesx xbluexeyesx
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    i wish i could read your mind♥
    you'd be in tears.

  18. fakesmilerealtears fakesmilerealtears
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    Girl: I'm depressed.
    Society: Stop begging for attention.
    Girl: I cry myself to sleep.
    Society: Stop begging for attention.
    Girl: I want to leave the world.
    Society: Stop begging for attention.
    Girl: Commits suicide.
    Society: I wish we could have helped her
    before it was too late.

  19. LeA_HeRe LeA_HeRe
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    ♥ That one boy
    you never though
    Youd have
    feelings for

  20. FallingApart_ FallingApart_
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Mirror, mirror on the wall,
    who's the biggest fool of all?
    MUST BE THE GIRL
    who can't stop crying.
    OR MAYBE IT'S THE GIRL
    { wHO KePT on TRYIng♥

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