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annabean97

1. annabean97
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 9:46pm UTC
   I'm so freaking jealous of posts by girls on your Facebook from a year ago that they made me come to tears.
   ...I don't think I'm ready to move on yet.
   
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2. annabean97
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   May 12, 2012 9:12pm UTC
   All the "popular" girls
   are at a party tonight.
   I'm just sitting here on Witty.
   They'll probably all be pregnant by Monday anyway.
   
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3. annabean97
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   May 12, 2012 9:09pm UTC
   All the popular girls
   are at a party tonight
   themed as a
   Hoedown.
   My mom says:
   "Well that's appropriately named."
   Y Love my mom.
   Happy Mother's Day!
   
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4. annabean97
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   April 29, 2012 9:39am UTC
   "Thats what." - She
   
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5. annabean97
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   April 29, 2012 9:38am UTC
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6. annabean97
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   March 23, 2012 6:21pm UTC
   I wish love was like volleyball
   You call
   MINE
   And everyone else backed off
   
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7. annabean97
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   February 14, 2012 10:00pm UTC
   In the cartoon The Jetsons
   Jane Jetson is 33
   Her daughter Judy is 16.
   This means...
   Jane was a teen mom.
   
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8. annabean97
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   February 14, 2012 9:55pm UTC
   They should make a matchmaking website for single socks...
   
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9. annabean97
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   February 14, 2012 9:51pm UTC
   "Thats what." - She
   
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10. annabean97
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    February 14, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when your bro
    ACTUALLY
    tells a cool story...
    
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11. annabean97
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    January 30, 2012 12:35am UTC
    Valentine's Day is coming up.
    Looks like I gotta catch me a boyfriend.
    
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12. annabean97
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    January 30, 2012 12:33am UTC
    So umm, I know you're trying to keep it a secret, but just ask me to be your valentine already?
    Oh... you're not?
    Awkward....
    
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13. annabean97
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    January 22, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    I have a
    confession
    to make.
    I was born
    with a rare
    disease called
    "Amazing."
    
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14. annabean97
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    January 19, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    WHO IS THIS SHE AND WHY DOES SHE KEEP SAYING WHAT I SAY?!
    
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15. annabean97
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    January 9, 2012 10:20pm UTC
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16. annabean97
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    December 31, 2011 1:44am UTC
    I'm not sure what your idea of "classy" is, but mine definition is definitely not boobs, trash talking, and acting like you're so much better than me.
    B*tch
    
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17. annabean97
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    December 30, 2011 1:41am UTC
    PET PEEVE #1:The fakest people you know posting status about being real. BUGS THE CRAP OUT OF ME.
    
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18. annabean97
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    December 30, 2011 1:38am UTC
    No, I can’t be your friend.
    It hurts to be your friend.
    Don’t you see that?
    It freaking hurts like hellto stand there and watch you not want me.
    It hurts like hell.
    
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19. annabean97
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    December 30, 2011 1:34am UTC
    Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question. Not a challenge.
    Thanks.
    
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20. annabean97
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    December 30, 2011 1:28am UTC
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