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  1. Aschmidt Aschmidt
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Treat me as an option,
    and I'll leave you as a choice

  2. meg_xoxo meg_xoxo
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    I wonder how police on bikes arrest people,
    'Alright, get in the basket'.

  3. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    Don't fall in love, there's
    JUST TOO MUCH TO LOSE .

  4. LiveLifeLong LiveLifeLong
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Teenagers ...
    the most
    Misunderstood
    PEOPLE on the planet
    We're expeited to act
    **Llikewe're adults but...**
    we're treated like children

  5. Abbi521 Abbi521
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    If I text someone
    In the same room as me,I stare at them until they get it.
    Format: abbi521
    -just me ?

  6. younglove13 younglove13
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    I love my six-pack so much
    That I protect it with a layer of fat

  7. hannahb005 hannahb005
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Um, excuse me.. Mr. Swagger ?
    Either walk a little faster or buy a belt.
    Thanks, homie.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. funnybunny21 funnybunny21
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    That awkward moment when people are singing happy birthday to you and you dont know what to do with yourself..

  10. Loveyouskater11 Loveyouskater11
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    I have trust issues
    because everyone I trusted left me

  11. ricecrispy2128 ricecrispy2128
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    Hey sorry, I g2g... have to take a shower...
    BAM! mental image.

  12. Rach_K Rach_K
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    Follow your dreams,
    Except for that one where you're naked at work/school
    ^_^

  13. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    Whoever came up with
    That Awkward Moment
    Is some legend

  14. taalkxgabbby taalkxgabbby
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Hoes before bros.
    Sisters before misters.
    Chicks before d*cks.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. camronpaigex3 camronpaigex3
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 3:19pm UTC
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    Don't call a girl a flirt,
    when she's just being nice.
    Don't call a girl obsessed
    when she's in love.
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  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    I wonder how many people go to my profile
    And choose not to follow.

  18. Naturegirlxx3 Naturegirlxx3
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Fave if your birthday is between January 1st- December 31st♥

  19. chloeelizabethlovesyou chloeelizabethlovesyou
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    it only takes a boy to say
    "you're cute!"
    but a man to say
    "you're beautiful!"

  20. addicted4music addicted4music
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    When people ask me "Plz", because it's shorter than "Please" I tell them "No" because it's shorter than "Yes."

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