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happpysasha

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Member Since: 29 Aug 2011 04:40pm

Last Seen: 2 Jul 2012 07:03am

user id: 213390

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  1. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    (_8(I)
    Fav If You Know Who This Is

  2. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    Whoever came up with
    That Awkward Moment
    Is some legend

  3. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 2:59pm UTC
    It's Not That I Hate You
    it's just if i were gonna give you a hug i would do it with my hands...
    around your neck

  4. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    Writiing the date on Jan 1st 2012
    o1/01/2011
    person: it's 2012
    me: Damn you b*tch i dont wanna die

  5. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when you go to grab someone sexy and you bang your head off the mirror

  6. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    Alochol Doesn't Solve Anything .....
    Well Then Again milk doesn't either

  7. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 8:55am UTC
    I Don't Swim In Your Toilet So Why. . .
    Pee In My Pool

  8. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    Life is like monkey bars, got to let go to move on

  9. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    '' Yes! Done finally!''
    ''Did you do the back?''
    '' THERES A BACK?! ''

  10. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    Arithmophobia
    Fear Of Numbers
    4 hahah suck on da !

  11. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    Reasons I Wear Fluffy Socks
    1% Warmth
    1% Comfort
    98% To Slide Around Like A Ninja On An Invisable surfboard

  12. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    I'm Not Sad #1
    I'm Following Myself So What !

  13. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 1:28pm UTC
    Screw Spoons And Forks
    use
    A Spork :3

  14. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    Friendship is like peeing on yourself , Everyone can see it but only you get that warm feeling

  15. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    wHen i die , i want to die peacefully like my grandad did in his sleep , not screaming like
    Like the passengers in his car

  16. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when you've made a quote you think it's so funny and it doesnet any get any faves

  17. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    Stalker #1
    Mysterious Stranger: Hey
    Me: Hey , Wait Who Are You
    Mysterious Starnger: Oh Im The Fella Who Was Walking Behind You Trying To Go Unnoticed
    Me: Oh Your The Man Who Was Stalking Me
    Mysterios Stranger: Well I Wouldnt Call It Stalking You I Would Call It Obserbing from A Distance With No1 Seeing Me
    Me: Dude ?
    Mysterios Stranger: What ?
    Me: You Just Described Stalking And Btw How Did You Get My Number?
    Mysterious Stranger : Well I Wasnt looking Through Your Moms Call Details Hoping I Would Stumble Upon YOUR Number If Thats What Your Implying
    Me: Leave Me Alone !
    (hung up phone)

  18. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 4:31pm UTC
    OMFG = oh my Fluffy Goat

  19. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table.
    The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. “I’ll have some f*cking French toast,” he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs.
    She asks the middle child what he wants. “Well, I guess that leaves more f*cking French toast for me,” he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away.
    Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. “I don’t know,” he says meekly, “but I definitely don’t want the f*cking French toast.

  20. happpysasha happpysasha
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 1:02pm UTC
    Everyone Has A Photografic Memory Some Just Dont Have Film :)

:)

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