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  1. amh97 amh97
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 11:56am UTC
    That girl you just called fat?
    She's O/Ding on diet pills. That girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on makeup just so people might like her. That boy you just tripped? He gets abused enough at home. Remember the man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. Remember that woman with the distorted face? She was in a gas explosion.
    Don't judge books by their cover.
    not my format

  2. amh97 amh97
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    I'm sorry...
    Is my badassness intimidating you?

  3. amh97 amh97
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    Hey remember when you said you like bad boys?
    Yeah...
    Well I don't wanna brag but you should know that I clicked "I agree" to the itunes terms of service agreement without reading it.

  4. amh97 amh97
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    Relatonship?
    More like situationship.

  5. amh97 amh97
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 11:28am UTC
    When the guy who discovered milk discovered it...
    WHAT THE HELL WAS HE DOING????!!!!

  6. amh97 amh97
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    LOVE(IS THE)
    MOVE
    MENT
    (To Write Love On Her Arms)

  7. amh97 amh97
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    *****
    Shoot For The Moon
    Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
    *****
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  8. amh97 amh97
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 7:38pm UTC
    It doesn't matter if you love him or capital H-I-M Just put your paws up 'Cause you were born this way, baby My mama told me when I was young We are all born superstars She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on In the glass of her boudoir There's nothin' wrong with lovin' who you are She said, 'cause He made you perfect, babe So hold your head up, girl and you you'll go far Listen to me when I say I'm beautiful in my way 'Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way Don't hide yourself in regret Just love yourself and you're set I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way, born this way Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way Baby, I was born this way Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way Don't be a drag, just be a queen Don't be a drag, just be a queen Don't be a drag, just be a queen Don't be Give yourself prudence and love your friends Subway kid, rejoice of truth In the religion of the insecure I must be myself, respect my youth A different lover is not a sin Believe capital H-I-M I love my life, I love this record and Mi amore vole fe yah I'm beautiful in my way, 'Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way Don't hide yourself in regret, ( From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/l/lady-gaga-lyrics/born-this-way-lyrics.html ) Just love yourself and you're set I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way Baby, I was born this way Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way Don't be drag, just be a queen Whether you're broke or evergreen You're black, white, beige, chola descent You're Lebanese, you're orient Whether life's disabilities Left you outcast, bullied or teased Rejoice and love yourself today 'Cause baby, you were born this way No matter gay, straight or bi Lesbian, transgendered life I'm on the right track, baby I was born to survive No matter black, white or beige Chola or orient made I'm on the right track, baby I was born to be brave I'm beautiful in my way 'Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way Don't hide yourself in regret, Just love yourself and you're set I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way, yeah Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way Baby, I was born this way Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way I was born this way, hey I was born this way, hey I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way, hey I was born this way, hey I was born this way, hey I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way, hey
    B o r n T h i s W a y♥
    not my format.

  9. amh97 amh97
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    You can't k i l l yourself!
    I consider the people
    of w i t t y my family
    I don't want my family
    to die.
    I Love You All.
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  10. amh97 amh97
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 7:55pm UTC
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    I think that
    it doesn't matter who you love.
    Everybody deserves the right to marry
    Fave if you agree.
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  11. amh97 amh97
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 5:38pm UTC
    (I found this on Urban Dictionary it's pretty accurate :))
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    Obsession will occur.
    School work will be put off until every single quote
    on the top quotes list is read.
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    You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your
    quotes in so you don’t forget them.
    Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3
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  12. amh97 amh97
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    Yeah, maybe we just broke up, but still
    You might wanna get your
    eyes checked.
    Just a thought, because you obviously can't see
    what you're missing.
    nmf

  13. amh97 amh97
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 8:06pm UTC
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  14. amh97 amh97
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 7:29pm UTC
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    So today I was on the bus.
    And this one kid, Jacob, kept calling this other kid, Shane, a f****t
    I don't use that word, or the r word, or the n word. I was wondering if any of you guys do?
    Fave if you don't use those words, comment if you do.
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  15. amh97 amh97
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 7:07pm UTC
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  16. amh97 amh97
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 6:48pm UTC
    Glass
    Chapter 2
    Nikki blinked suddenly, a memory popping into her head of some random conversation that she had had a few months ago with Sophia. They had been at Sophia’s house, chilling out, watching TV. Nikki was channel surfing. They got to some random cable news network that was showing a girl who committed suicide. Sophia stopped her from channel surfing.
    “It’s so sad.” Sophia said.
    “Yep.” Nikki said, nodding her head, slightly bored. They had had similar conversations a billion times, and frankly it was starting to bore her.
    “I mean, in a few weeks they won’t even care about her anymore. They’ll have a brand-new news story and she’ll just fade away. Everybody will forget her. It will be like she never existed.” Sophia pointed out.
    “Uh-huh.”
    “I wonder…if I disappeared, would people even notice?”
    At this, Nikki sat up. “Of course people would notice! Sophia, you can’t be serious?”
    Sophia bit her lip and looked away. “Hey. Let’s watch a movie.”
    Reluctantly, Nikki let the subject drop. “All right…”
    And now, Nikki was paying the price for her ignorance.
    Comment/Fave/Follow?
    (Not my format)

  17. amh97 amh97
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 4:09pm UTC
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  18. amh97 amh97
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    Glass
    Chapter 2
    No no NO!!!!! Nikki screamed in her head. She felt like she was going to be sick. Her head was pounding with fear and anger and depression and a thousand other emotions she couldn’t really place. She tore out of the assembly room and ran into the girl’s bathroom, the one that was usually abandoned. Perfect. She knew Courtney and some other girls would be looking for her, but Nikki couldn’t deal with them, didn’t want to deal with them right now. She quickly got in the stall and locked it in front of her and vomited into the toilet. It wasn’t true, it couldn’t be true.
    There was just no way Sophia had killed herself.
    She sat for a moment, sinking down to the floor of the stall, sobbing like a baby. Never in Nikki’s life could she ever remember having cried like this. What for? She had a good life. Good grades, cute clothes, hot boyfriend…
    The perfect best friend. I used to have that too. What happened to that, Nikki? Why did she do that? It was selfish. It was my fault. It was everyone’s fault. No! It was just her, right?
    Nikki rolled up her sleeves and stared cautiously at her forearm, at the tiny, albeit angry, thin red scars that ran up her arm. She wasn’t Goth or anything, but sometimes she felt almost like a robot, perfect, but programmed. Cutting was, in some ways, her way of proving to herself that she wasn’t a robot, and that she had feelings. The crazy thing was, nearly everybody Nikki was close with was also a cutter, but only they never seemed to talk about it. In fact, Nikki could only think of one girl she was close with that never cut.
    Sophia.
    Or had she? Nikki didn’t really know. Had Sophia been a cutter? Had she also felt sad?
    Comment/Fave/Follow?
    (Not my format)

  19. amh97 amh97
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 11:26am UTC
    IT'S 11:24 ON A SUNDAY...
    » I'm in my pajamas :) «
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  20. amh97 amh97
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 10:40pm UTC
    I've never had a top quote.

:)

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