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  1. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:30pm UTC
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  2. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    The other day, I was at Taco Bell with my friends.
    A man saw that I didn't have enough money to get a drink, so he bought me one.
    He was homeless.
    Selfless people like him give me hope. ♥
    GivesMeHope.com

  3. tryingtoswiminaworldsoshallow tryingtoswiminaworldsoshallow
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    .
    If you look at the word
    " beautiful " carefully,
    you could learn a valuable lesson.
    Each letter, is a different shape and size.
    Some are short and big, some are tall and big,
    some are small and short, and some are tall and small.
    without one letter, the word wouldn't make sense,
    it wouldn't look right, it wouldn't sound right.
    It would change the word, completely.
    Now think of yourself in this example.
    You're a part of this world. Everyone is
    a different shape, size, color, etc. But we all contribute to
    this world in some way.
    If someone left this world, it wouln't be the same.
    It would be less beautiful. It would change the world completely.
    Something would always be missing.
    Don't let society's standards
    take away your beauty

  4. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    You're really pretty, but the fact the you have an ugly personality changes it all.

  5. HaterzInTheBuilding HaterzInTheBuilding
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 11:11pm UTC
    "69% of people can find something dirty in this sentence."
    Me- HAHAHAHA "in" !!!

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 2:20am UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    when you're on the computer
    and your mom sits down next to you.
    follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365
    my format:)!:):)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. Yuri Yuri
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    stopping the microwave at 1 second
    and feeling like a bomb defuser

  9. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 8:25pm UTC
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  10. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 8:26pm UTC
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  11. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    hmmm...he looks suspicious...
    *locks car door*

  12. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    & who else
    wonders why a computer keyboard isn't in alphabetical order..?

  13. iloveyaahx3 iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    I wonder if you smile
    at my text messages, like I smile at yours. ♥

  14. ChelseyGrace ChelseyGrace
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    Being with you?
    that's my favorite.

  15. kawaiibitchh kawaiibitchh
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    Family member - So what are your plans?
    Me - Sleeping and eating.
    Family Member - I mean for tomorr-.
    Me - Sleeping and eating.
    Family Member - And for the fut-..?
    Me - Sleeping.
    Family member - And when you grow u-..?
    Me - Eating.

  16. NONE* NONE*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    ::Teacher leaves durring a test::
    Elementry: ::Scilence::
    Middle School: ::Wispers:: Does anybody have any gum?
    HighSchool: ::Yells:: WHATS THE ANSWER TO NUMBER THREE?!
    nmq

  17. Elenlovesu Elenlovesu
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    90's kids remember:
    U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, yea yea you ugly.
    Credit: FaveFormats

  18. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    11:12.
    Damn.

  19. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    Theres always that
    one song that plays way too loud and scares the crap out of you.
    thebrokensmile's format

  20. cheerqueenx99 cheerqueenx99
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    Teacher: Raise your hand!
    Student: I don't raise hands, I raise glasses.
    Teacher: -_-

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