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  1. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Without music, the world would be plain and boring like this.
    but music colored our lives and our world.

  2. hotchick123 hotchick123
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    Admit it.
    Google earth lets you
    look up any place in the entire
    world.
    And the first place
    that you look up
    is your house.
    Just me?

  3. xxhixhaterxx xxhixhaterxx
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    I know noone is going to read this but....
    I love One Direction but I'm so annoyed with all the quotes about them.
    And I have a disease on my left hand..It's sticky and brown..Its called barbeque sauce. Please fave this so I can donate a dollar to cure it.
    And for every fave..I'll also stop trying to cut...This barbeque sauce off.
    I would steal something from tumblr but I can't.
    OMG...The hunger games...Its so...hungry.
    Also, I just told my dad about witty..And if I get 102225 faves, he'll bring me a pet dragon named Peetey.
    Please fave this.♥
    Hello retarded way to get a top quote :D.

  4. TurtleRawr TurtleRawr
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 12:42am UTC
    I know no one is going to read this but...
    Today, my plant died
    It was a very special plant. That I held dear to my heart.
    There isnt another plant that could ever replace him
    RIP Phillip, the best plant ever </3

  5. AdrianaPerez AdrianaPerez
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    -Hannah Montana Replaced Thats So Raven;
    ICarly Replaced Drake &nd Josh;
    Buht NOTHING Will Ever Replace Spongebob :)
    #nmq

  6. hotchick123 hotchick123
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    There are no ugly people
    Just beautiful monkeys ♥
    Format: twilightgirl995

  7. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Boy: Let's play a game, any game. Just not Hide n Seek.
    Girl: Why not Hide n Seek?
    Boy: Cuz' a girl like you is impossible to find.
    <3
    format by MegaFunsize101

  8. beautyinsidexox beautyinsidexox
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    I just wish there was one guy
    Who wouldn't base us girls off of our looks;

  9. kitten7121 kitten7121
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    Come on, be honest.
    Do you ever ACCTUALLY read the terms and conditions? Do

  10. OneDirectionInfectionn OneDirectionInfectionn
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    "We're not perfect,
    we're not clean cut,
    We're just trying to be ourselfs." -Louis Tomlinson
    OneDirectionInfectionn (C) One Direction Fact/Convo/Quote #184
    This is not my format,

  11. Xxforever_inlovexX Xxforever_inlovexX
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    Anyone Else
    Remember Webkinz ?
    No hate intended, I just don't think they're as great as people make them sound.

  12. izzyrox226 izzyrox226
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Who's ready for summer?

  13. cheeseisamaazin cheeseisamaazin
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    KNOCK, KNOCK
    Who's there?
    banana
    banana, who?
    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who's there
    Banana
    Banana, who?
    KNOCK, KNOCK
    Who's there?
    Orange,
    Orange who?
    Orange ya glad I didn't say banana?
    [♥] If you remember that joke.

  14. DuckAddictant DuckAddictant
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    Dear cleaning product commercials,I dont think anyone's bathroom is that dirty.Sincerely,I give my bathroom some respect.

  15. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    Me? Obsessed with One Direction?
    Psh. No. I call it “in love”

  16. gbrooke26 gbrooke26
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    ♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥
    The amount of work
    a messy bun actually takes.
    ♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥
    Format by twilightgirl995

  17. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    No matter where you are in life right now, no matter who you are, no matter how old you are, it is never too late
    to be who you are meant to be.

  18. anonymous* anonymous*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    I go to bed with 2 socks on,
    and wake up with 1

  19. aerobubbles aerobubbles
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    WHEN MY FRIENDS ASK ME
    WHY
    I LIKE HIM
    I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO SAY
    nmf

  20. purplerox2010 purplerox2010
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    Teacher: I shoot 5 birds and 2 of them are dead, so how many of the are left?
    Student: No one! The others fly away because of the sound of the gun.
    nmq/nmf
    No! It's a math problem, but I like your style.
    So, I have a question for you teacher: 3 women are eating icecream, one of them is licking it, the other one is sucking it and the last one biting it. Which one is married?
    nmq/
    *gets embarrassed* sucking it
    No! The one with No! The woman who has a ring on here finger, but I like your style.
    EPIC STUDENT!

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