Teacher: I shoot 5 birds and 2 of them are dead, so how many of the are left?
Student: No one! The others fly away because of the sound of the gun.
nmq/nmf
No! It's a math problem, but I like your style.
So, I have a question for you teacher: 3 women are eating icecream, one of them is licking it, the other one is sucking it and the last one biting it. Which one is married?
nmq/
*gets embarrassed* sucking it
No! The one with No! The woman who has a ring on here finger, but I like your style.
EPIC STUDENT!