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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 12:24pm UTC
    why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 12:27pm UTC
    What if you wake up one morning and you’re in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and their snoring like a fcking a.ss hole, but you can’t help but to smile and you hear a baby crying and it finally hits you, you’ve made it. you beat the demons inside you, the voices, the darkness. I look forward to that, to knowing I made it.

  3. happiest* happiest*
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    January 23, 2014 4:11pm UTC
    It is terrifying to think that one day you will trust somebody enough to let them see you naked. You will undress and remind them that you’ve stretch marks and birth marks and scars from having chicken pox when you were little and scars from all of the other things now. You will blush thousands of shades of red, painting yourself as a rose losing its petals. And that person - that person will take it all in. And I wonder if they will reassure you. But mostly, I wonder if they will even see anything worth reassuring you about. I hope they see each freckle on your back as if it’s a star and you are the whole universe to them

  4. happiest* happiest*
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    January 23, 2014 4:13pm UTC
    if i ever catch my professor’s eyes while they lecture, I always end up nodding at them, partly because i want them to think im listening and partly because I feel that they need the confidence boost

  5. happiest* happiest*
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    January 23, 2014 4:16pm UTC
    true fact: people like my hair more than they like me


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. you made it til' 2015* you made it til' 2015*
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    September 1, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    I can give my cat a b0ner
    Dont ask how
    I just can

  9. you made it til' 2015* you made it til' 2015*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    My Bff: What did you think of me on the first day of school?
    Me: The bad girl that no one knows and no one has tried to get to know
    Me: What did you think of me on the first day of school?
    Her:
    Me:
    Her: NERDALERT!

  10. you made it til' 2015* you made it til' 2015*
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    September 2, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    There was an error adding your comment. Control your excitement!
    There was an error adding your comment. Slow down, my friend!
    There was an error adding your comment. Whoa! Hold your horses there partner!
    There was an error adding your comment. Cool your jets!
    There was an error adding your comment. Relax!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. you made it til' 2015* you made it til' 2015*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    a.line.is.a.dot.that.went.for.a.walk

  13.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 7:49pm UTC
    He who laughs last,
    didn't get the f/cking joke.

  14. AwkwardPaws* AwkwardPaws*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 8:12pm UTC
    Hannah Montana- Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it.
    Selena Gomez - Whos says, who says your not perfect.
    Apperently it looks like Hannah Montana says nobody's perfect
    format by: flannel

  15. you made it til' 2015* you made it til' 2015*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 8:41pm UTC
    Me: *Sticks gum under table*
    Mom: Are you sticking gum under the table
    Me: No
    Me: Where would you get that idea?
    Mom: I can see you
    Me: No you can't!
    Me: *runs away*
    Its funny because i have a glass table.

  16. allieplatt_ allieplatt_
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 6:04pm UTC
    disappointment comes easily to those who expect so much.

  17. imonlyhuman* imonlyhuman*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 8:18pm UTC
    I lost the love I loved the most

  18. His Princess* His Princess*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 8:26pm UTC
    I wish there were instructions on how to survive life....

  19. flannel flannel
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 10:09pm UTC
    what we have here is
    A DREAMER, WHEN SHE JUMPED SHE ««
    P R O B A B L Y T H O U G H T S H E ' D F L Y. [x] [x] [x]
    - virgin suicides ||||||||||x

  20. AEleanore AEleanore
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 4:41pm UTC
    NO MAN IS RICH ENOUGH TO BUY BACK HIS PAST

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