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  1. xX_ParisLovesYou_xX xX_ParisLovesYou_xX
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    That Mini Heart Attack,
    you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone isn't there.

  2. xX_ParisLovesYou_xX xX_ParisLovesYou_xX
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Austin Mahone.
    Go Get Ugly Babe.

  3. Blondie16101 Blondie16101
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    Karen White
    *Boyfriend and Girlfriend are at Boyfriends house*
    Mom: "Where are you going"
    Boyfriend: "My room"
    *Mom hears crying and runs up to the boys bedroom to find him crying on the bed*
    Mom: "What happened?"
    Girlfriend: "I beat him at black ops."
    Like • Comment • 13 minutes ago
    Faith Mills
    LOL
    2 minutes ago · 2 people Like this
    nmf/nmq
    Me
    My only question is, why did a mom let her son and his girlfriend in his room alone?
    1 minutes ago ·4 people Like this
    Faith Mills
    ^haha
    26 minutes ago
    nmf/nmqnmf/nmq
    nmf/ True Story, Happend like 20 minutes ago, haha

  4. ItsAnthony ItsAnthony
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    ❒ Single
    ❒ Taken
    ✔ Living alone with 18 cats.

  5. cokomo311 cokomo311
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    I love Nickelback<3 not alot of my friends do thoughfav if you like nickelback(:

  6. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    bump your hip into a sharp corner..... & it feels like you've been shot.nmf

  7. xX_ParisLovesYou_xX xX_ParisLovesYou_xX
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    People Now Days,
    Act Like Promises Are Meant To Be Broken.

  8. xX_ParisLovesYou_xX xX_ParisLovesYou_xX
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    I'm On The Edge,
    Of Breaking Down.
    Nmf.

  9. xX_ParisLovesYou_xX xX_ParisLovesYou_xX
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Those Funny Quotes,
    You Read Over & Over Again & Still Die Laughing.♥

  10. xX_ParisLovesYou_xX xX_ParisLovesYou_xX
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    It Doesn't Matter,
    As Long As We Got Each other.♥

  11. xX_ParisLovesYou_xX xX_ParisLovesYou_xX
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    We All Have,
    A Wittian That Inspires Us.♥

  12. xX_ParisLovesYou_xX xX_ParisLovesYou_xX
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    That Moment Of Terror,
    When Your In The Shower & You Get Shampoo In Your Eyes & You Feel Like Theres A Monster In front Of You.

  13. xX_ParisLovesYou_xX xX_ParisLovesYou_xX
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    I Hate That Feeling,
    You Get In Your Throat When Your Trying To Talk When Your About To Cry.

  14. xX_ParisLovesYou_xX xX_ParisLovesYou_xX
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    That Moment,
    Before You Go To Bed & You Count How Many Hours Of Sleep Your Going To Get.
    Nmf.

  15. xX_ParisLovesYou_xX xX_ParisLovesYou_xX
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    That Annoying Moment,
    When One Ear Phone Stops Working.

  16. xX_ParisLovesYou_xX xX_ParisLovesYou_xX
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    He Just Texted Me.
    ... I Was Trying To Breath Without You.

  17. hersheykiss_98 hersheykiss_98
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    My name is: I
    My problem is: Love
    My solution is: You

  18. Jojo380457 Jojo380457
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    What's the dealeo?~P!nk

  19. sunnysideup456 sunnysideup456
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    My Brother: Woah two friend requests.Me: OMFG WHY ARE YOU SO POPULAR? IT'S UNFAIR! I WANNA BE YOU!My Brother: Well I usually only get one so, yes. Yes I am.Me: No. No your not. You can go hug your pillow now. ♥Sisterly love♥

  20. sugarnspice sugarnspice
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    HEY!
    you!
    yes, you!
    <fav this quote>
    you know you want to
    C'mon,
    is it really that hard?
    Just press that little heart

:)

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