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  1. nicole1717 nicole1717
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:26am UTC
    Childhood is like being drunk.
    Everyone remembers what you did,
    except you

  2. dreamlivelove82 dreamlivelove82
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:27am UTC
    that falling sensation
    when your about to fall asleep.
    you're all beautiful no matter what people say
    -jade672.

  3. juju0731 juju0731
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:07am UTC
    format credit to; idance. ♥
    I might be the UGLY one but
    My mom says im special on the inside

  4. redvines13 redvines13
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:07am UTC
    I will ignore that
    YOU are late
    if you ignore that I am
    the LATEST

  5. hollymuffhunter hollymuffhunter
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:07am UTC
    did anyone else think the song moves like jagger was saying i have to move my jacket i have to moooovvvveeee my jackett?

  6. XxAoifeXx XxAoifeXx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:07am UTC
    Nerd: Hey I hear you like bad boys
    Girl: and....
    Nerd: Not trying to brag or anything but you know the teacher told us to revise for homework
    Girl: yeah...
    Nerd: I didn’t! I feel so naughty!

  7. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:07am UTC
    I like a song, i download it,
    I listen to it a million times,
    I hate it.


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  10. nicole1717 nicole1717
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:11am UTC
    -Lie Told In Texts -
    "I`m almost there".
    (When you actually haven`t even left the house.)

  11. ugofirst22 ugofirst22
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:12am UTC
    Today is the oldest you've ever been
    And the youngest you'll ever be again.
    Smile you're f**king beautiful.


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  13. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:13am UTC
    Would you like the receipt in the bag?
    No. I'd like it in my ear.//
    <3 nmq.nmf

  14. nicole1717 nicole1717
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    December 11, 2011 11:13am UTC
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  15. jane :-)* jane :-)*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:13am UTC
    Dear youtube,
    If we wanted to watch advertisements, we would still be watching our f**king TVs.
    Sincerily, everyone.

  16. coookiemonster5 coookiemonster5
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    December 11, 2011 11:14am UTC
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  17. Lmsx123 Lmsx123
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:14am UTC
    format credit to; idance.♥
    If Fe = Iron
    Then does female =
    Iron Man

  18. nicole1717 nicole1717
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:15am UTC
    I watch pom.
    I know that you misread that,
    didn`t you?

  19. xoshelbyox xoshelbyox
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    December 11, 2011 11:15am UTC
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  20. Catherine_Not_Cathy Catherine_Not_Cathy
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    December 11, 2011 11:16am UTC
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