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  1. stephanieanabel stephanieanabel
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:31am UTC
    If you walk away, everyday it'll rain.
    -Bruno Marz


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  3. suntansummer suntansummer
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    December 11, 2011 11:31am UTC
    You guys wanna hear a joke about Construction?
    I'm still workin on it.
    ^Highlight for the answer


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  8. mgiels mgiels
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:20am UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When ...
    You screw up doing an awkward turtle.

  9. nicole1717 nicole1717
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:20am UTC
    Friend:"Hey, can I borrow a pen?"
    Me (thinkig)*Hmmm, which pen do I not need back?*

  10. soccerninja101 soccerninja101
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:21am UTC
    Any one else have this happen?
    You are cleaning your room and then you find random little things. You play with those and never finish cleaning.


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  12. Jammydodger Jammydodger
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:21am UTC
    The awkward moment..#4
    When you are walking down the street alone and you start talking to yourself in your head and your just like SHUTUP!!!!! ♥
    my format - credit to use


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  14. nicole1717 nicole1717
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:23am UTC
    Dear therapist,
    I might actually come see you if
    your job title didn`t spell out
    "the rapist"
    Sincerely, not lying down.

  15. Fanona Fanona
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:23am UTC
    I AM
    [the annyoing kid who yells]
    CHA CHA CHA
    in the middle of singing Happy Birthday.

  16. abs15 abs15
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:23am UTC
    the akward moment
    when you are reading witty quotes and you laugh and your family stares at you 0__0

  17. softball143 softball143
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:24am UTC
    I just ate a peice of moldy bread,
    let's see how this turns out ..

  18. Adelet12 Adelet12
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:24am UTC
    Sacrasm
    --------
    Just One Of The Many Services I Offer

  19. Michiexx Michiexx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:24am UTC
    On a scale from 1 to Dora,
    how adventurous are you?

  20. xXxrhiannonxXx xXxrhiannonxXx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:25am UTC
    Can I draw?Pfft. Of course I can.You should see my stick people.

:)

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