I’m gonna laugh...
At my high school reunion, when you're bald from bleaching your hair every god damn week.
And when you're wrinkly with skin cancer because you thought it was attractive to be orange in
December.
Oh, and you can't forget you'll be the only one without a ring on your finger because all your one nights stands snuck out the next morning.
Now, let's see who's jealous of who in twenty years, biiiiiiiitch.
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