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  1. TaylorSwift25 TaylorSwift25
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 2:12pm UTC
    I wish i had a summer as long as Phineas and Ferbs
    -Facebook ;]

  2. babybrunette142 babybrunette142
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 2:23pm UTC
    OH NO, IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!
    I died from not passing on
    the chain mail :(

  3. miserybusiness miserybusiness
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 10:35am UTC
    That Depressing
    Moment When...
    Your Bra Unhooks It Self In Public & You Can't Fix It.

  4. xpolakx xpolakx
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 2:07pm UTC
    Teachers call it ...
    going to the >>"bathroom"<< ...
    we call it..
    i'm bored, i'm leaving
    -not mine-

  5. summerrrgirrll644 summerrrgirrll644
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 2:14am UTC
    Im afraid to be happy ;
    because every time i get too happy
    something bad happens.
    (credit for the edit.)

  6. sunset_xo_sunrise sunset_xo_sunrise
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 12:05pm UTC
    There is always..
    a little truth in every;
    "just kidding"
    a little knowledge in every;
    "i don't know"
    a little emotion in every;
    "i don't care"
    and a little pain in every;
    "it's okay"

  7. tigeeerrrxsofia tigeeerrrxsofia
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 8:04am UTC
    favorite this if,
    you call something a
    *thingy*
    when you totally
    blank out.
    I do this all the time(:

  8. susieel0vex susieel0vex
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 5:22pm UTC
    YOUR GIRLFRIEND;
    rated ' E ' for everyone ; )

  9. lacrosse_chickie_57 lacrosse_chickie_57
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 1:44pm UTC
    "Ho, ho ho!"
    "What? Santa's not here!"
    "No, but your girlfriends is."
    first quote. like?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. peacexlove peacexlove
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 1:39pm UTC
    I’m gonna laugh...
    At my high school reunion, when you're bald from bleaching your hair every god damn week.
    And when you're wrinkly with skin cancer because you thought it was attractive to be orange in
    December.
    Oh, and you can't forget you'll be the only one without a ring on your finger because all your one nights stands snuck out the next morning.
    Now, let's see who's jealous of who in twenty years, biiiiiiiitch.
    (:

  12. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 7:35am UTC
    i swear he's cute!
    Hang On,
    Let Me Find A Better Picture,..

  13. Unseen_Dreams Unseen_Dreams
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 4:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. lucyfacex lucyfacex
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 6:43am UTC
    the picture will last forever;;
    too bad the moment didn't.

  15. crazy_xx crazy_xx
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 2:43pm UTC
    .Awkward Moment #1.
    When you're watching a movie with your family and the people in the movie start making out.
    (❤) if you agree.

  16. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 2:20am UTC
    YOU Want to know what l i v i ng To THE FULLEST actualLy is?
    It's waking up on Monday morning with no complaints. It's knowing you always deserve to laugh.
    It's doing what feels right no matter what.It's doing what you want to, no matter how
    stupid you look. It's about being yourself, because no one can tell you you're doing it wrong.

  17. summerrrgirrll644 summerrrgirrll644
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 1:08am UTC
    That awkward moment '
    when you're at the beach
    & you take your clothes off .
    (facebook)

  18. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 3:14pm UTC
    Why I don't look out of the window at night:
    1%
    I'm afraid of the dark...
    The other 99%
    I'm afraid I might see a face looking at me.

  19. kaayyx3 kaayyx3
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 11:16am UTC
    &+ Am I the only one that stays up all night
    replaying scenes over and over of what could or could've happened.

  20. xocutiegirlxo xocutiegirlxo
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 4:20am UTC
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