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2. Bananabrains316
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   August 4, 2012 3:25pm UTC
   The story starts when it was hot and it was summer
   And I had it all, I had him right there where I wanted him
   She came along, got him alone, and let's hear the applause
   She took him faster than you can say sabotage
   
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3. cutie_pia_nana
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   August 4, 2012 3:25pm UTC
   If I die young,
   Burry me in England.
   Lay me down on a
   bed of Carrots.
   Sink me in Harry's
   gravy,at dawn.
   Send me away with
   the words of a
   1D song
   
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4. May2300
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   August 4, 2012 3:26pm UTC
   Love me?
   
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5. rrrnnn1211
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   August 4, 2012 3:26pm UTC
   k
   Kik me
   username: rrrnnn1211
   Say your from witty or something:)
   
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6. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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   August 4, 2012 3:26pm UTC
   That akward moment
   when you realize that Thor is Hannah Montanna's
   future brother-in-law.
   ...
   derp.
   
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7. FullOfRegrets
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   August 4, 2012 3:26pm UTC
   Random person: Omg you're soo pretty! :D
   Me: Aw thank you so much! ^_^
   Them: Follow for a follow?
   Me: -_________-
   ..
   
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8. BPisAFail
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   August 4, 2012 3:27pm UTC
   If your relationship status
   says 'it's complicated', you aren't fooling anyone,
   change it back to 'single'.
   
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9. 
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12. xomelannaxo12
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    May 15, 2012 11:48am UTC
    im so done
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    Quote # 5365561 was added by that_awesome_girl to funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
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    with this quote.. yeah it looks like 2.. congrats!
    
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14. valerieexrainbowss
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    July 3, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person,
    just reflections and pictures.
    
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15. breezy_mac
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    July 13, 2012 6:45am UTC
    most days i wish i was a
    CAT
    
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18. yourcool
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    June 21, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    me: *calls grocery store* do you have cotton balls?
    guy on phone: yes.
    me: does it tickle when you walk?
    guy on phone: *click*
    
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