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  1. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    I dont want to go to school
    It's not that I dont want to do the work, its more that I'm
    scared of facing people. I'm scared of accidently breaking
    my barriers and letting them see through. See through to
    all the pain, all the agony, all the sorrow.

  2. advlive13 advlive13
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    I Miss You
    I Miss Us

  3. AlDoWh_ AlDoWh_
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Me: im so tired i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year
    Me: gets in bed
    Me: how was earth created
    Me: who made microwaves
    Me: how does the internet even work
    Me: im hungry
    Me: what is in turkey
    Me: wait
    Me: REMEMBER THE JOBROS
    Me: IM BURNING UP
    Me: BURNING UP FOR YOU
    Me: how old am i
    Me: what
    Me: there is a bug
    Me: DIE
    Me: thats mean
    Me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
    Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
    Me: too wired to sleep bye

  4. AlDoWh_ AlDoWh_
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    it's the possibility that keeps me going,
    not the guarantee.
    -Nicholas Sparks
    Cookiedoughformats

  5. beachbabe7 beachbabe7
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    Hurricane Katrina
    Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrasing. I don't even...whatever. So then in eigth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and then I'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like, "Why am I rated me so low?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, "Sandy, I can't invite you, because you're category 1." I mean I couldn't have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wipping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in October, and now I guess she's destoying the entire East Coast.
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