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  1. blueshirt blueshirt
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 9:47pm UTC
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  2. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    *****
    This is for my best friend
    She was tickled by an eigth grade girl and banged her head on the table. She had a huge bump on her head. Mind you this is about 3 months ago! Well, she got a minor concussion that was only supposed to last for about a week or 2! NOPE! She still has a concussion now. She has short term memory loss and I have to right her whole schedule, locker combs and her whole life down in my logbook! The girl who did it only got a 1 day in-school suspension! Her parents don't even know! Well because of her my friend has to go to a doctor to get needles into her head tomorrow to do somthing in her brain. Since the incident her memory has gotten way worse. She can't play any of her sports. She couldn't play volleyball for the rest of the season and can't play softball. She can't go one the computer, watch T.V., read, or anything. I love her and wish I could do more for her.

    *****
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. dancegurl111 dancegurl111
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    You know your in love when, you stay up all night thinking about him and crying until you can have him for yourself...
    This is how i feel about one direction<3 Fav if you love one dirction!<3

  4. dancegurl111 dancegurl111
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    Yeah, mhm this is my quote. You got a problem with that?

  5. dancegurl111 dancegurl111
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    Keep calm, and love Harry Styles<3

  6. dancegurl111 dancegurl111
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    I love my friends, they bring out the best in me, and they understand all of what I say<3
    Alycia :) My best friend for life :)


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  8. dancegurl111 dancegurl111
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Life is like a rollercoaster...
    It has its ups and its downs
    But its your choice to ignore them
    And enjoy the ride...


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  12. JustMeHere JustMeHere
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    *Has 6 Petals*
    1st: He loves me.
    2nd: He loves me not.
    3rd: He loves me.
    4th: He loves me not.
    5th: He loves me.
    6th: He Loves Me Not.
    *rips in half*
    Awh he loves me ♥
    nmf

  13. MaeMae103 MaeMae103
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    Admit it,
    You walk past a beautiful girl at school and think why can't I be that pretty. You walk past good looking guys and think why can't he be my boyfirend? You walk past a cute couple and thinking i'm not perfect enough to be in that relationship. You walk past a huge house and think why can't I be rich?
    You walk past a mirror thinking,why did I have to be me?
    You not alone.

  14. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

  15. j3susfr3ak j3susfr3ak
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    LETS PLAY YES OR NO.
    RULES: You can only say yes once & no once.
    Are you beautiful _____... Are you lying? ____.
    Just some inspirational quotes to make your day(:
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. totallynotacat* totallynotacat*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    *Mom hands me phone to answer*
    Me: Hello?
    Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
    Me: I have no mother.
    Her: Well can I speak to your father?
    Me: Yeah, which one?
    Her: Which one is home?
    Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
    Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
    Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
    Her: So who's Antonio?
    Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
    Her: So Carlos was cheating?
    Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
    Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
    Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
    Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
    Me: I never said that.
    Her: Yes, yes you did!
    Me: No I didn't.
    Her: Y-yes! You did!
    Me: Did what?
    Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
    My mom's reaction=priceless.


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  18. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  19. xxheather109xx xxheather109xx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    facebook
    (:

  20. xPoptartStealerx xPoptartStealerx
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    In Bed, It's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45.
    At School, It's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31 -____-
    nmq

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