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accidentalflirtation
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January 20, 2013 5:50pm UTC

head teachers were defently the kid at school that reminded the teacher they didnt set us homework

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accidentalflirtation
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January 17, 2013 2:55pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Witty is dying.
instead of having 1,000+ favorites, top quotes have 500. You used to be able to refresh
the home page of witty and see 20 new quotes after just a minute. Witty is my escape.
I don't want it to die.
What can we do?
BavoSierra is right. and why?
i dont care if you disagree but it is simple fact.
people are fed up of the constant One Direction quotes. If it isn't One Direction, it's Taylor Swift or some other fandom. If we wanted to read Fandom fan obsessed quotes all the time then that is what Twitter is for.
People have lost hope and i don't blame them. I suggest we start with a "Fandom Detox Weekend"
1. no fandom quotes may be submitted
2. people should fave atleast 10 quotes each, for each day of the weekend.
its a start, and if no one joins in thats fine. but either we stop or witty stops.

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accidentalflirtation
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January 17, 2013 1:58pm UTC

unfortunately...
sometimes just because someone is perfect for you, doesn't mean that you're perfect for them

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accidentalflirtation
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January 16, 2013 3:57pm UTC

this comes with a health warning. you will become severley addicted and may possibly fall in love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkrO0ItjrvU

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accidentalflirtation
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January 15, 2013 5:55pm UTC

my laptop gets more sleep than i do

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accidentalflirtation
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January 15, 2013 4:01pm UTC

-PRESSES ADD QUOTE-
the whole century has ended, dinosaurs have made a re-appearance in our day to day lives, and we have discovered a spray which instantly makes us skinny as soon as it is applied.. it is the year 3019...
....YOUR QUOTE HAS BEEN ADDED!

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accidentalflirtation
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January 14, 2013 3:33pm UTC

google chrome > mozilla firefox > hamster in a wheel > internet explorer

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accidentalflirtation
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January 14, 2013 2:08pm UTC

if you ever want advice, please, feel free
http://ask.fm/eilidhchambe

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accidentalflirtation
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January 13, 2013 5:25pm UTC

can i have a witty friend please,
apply below by commenting.
requirements;
must be able to breathe in oxygen and breathe out carbon dioxide

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accidentalflirtation
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January 13, 2013 2:22pm UTC

Twitter
www.twitter.com
Takes Away Your Social Life, Sleep, and Grades!
Join Now!

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accidentalflirtation
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January 11, 2013 5:35pm UTC

i hate how someone can mean so much to you, they cross your mind so many times, yet you may mean nothing to them... they may never even think of you

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accidentalflirtation
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January 11, 2013 5:33pm UTC

we fall for bad people because we're hoping we're wrong, we ignore every bad action they do and always end up winning us over

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accidentalflirtation
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January 10, 2013 4:52pm UTC

i sometimes feel like a capital letter;
people either start with me at the beginning, then only use me when they need me or they use me when theyre angry

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accidentalflirtation
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January 10, 2013 4:46pm UTC

the random format button is probably the best thing to happen to witty recently
..and the flashing witty logo, we cant forget the flashing witty logo
.p.s. i used a random format for this, kl

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accidentalflirtation
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January 10, 2013 4:43pm UTC

can i download good looks and a nice body yet or is technology not that advanced?
...damn you 2013.

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accidentalflirtation
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January 9, 2013 3:47pm UTC

i wish you could buy a spray, and you begin to spray it somewhere on your body, and it corrects everything you hate about that body part...
... .i.e. my whole body

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accidentalflirtation
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January 9, 2013 3:44pm UTC

i wish i got a notification or text, telling me everytime i crossed somebodies
mind.

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accidentalflirtation
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January 9, 2013 1:31pm UTC

a lot of you really really need to get to grips with things, and i mean this in a polite way.
when i was 15/16 i hated life, i hated school, i hated everyone around me. and although i had some brilliant friends i really hated day to day. when i was 15, i began to get death threats, constantly, phone calls constantly just filled with hate and other vile vile things... all that for having a name spelt a bit funny, and for not being a very aesthetically pleasing person.
anyway, thats not the point.
the point is, although i had a horrible experience and did contemplate ending my life.
i didnt.
and im still here today, im now at college studying sciences. and i've never been so happy. im hopefully working to a career in medicine, i've spent a month volunteering in Borneo building schools etc. and im also volutnerring in my local homeless shelter and hospital.
so things do get better, and even if they dont, you can put your life and all your time to good use.
so please, i know school might be a horrible experience, but it does make you stronger and form who you are.
dont do anything stupid.

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accidentalflirtation
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January 8, 2013 1:05pm UTC

#cut4bieber
You all need to know...
Justin has never had a cut. Infact 99% of his blood that is shed, is shed monthly, also known as 'period'

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accidentalflirtation
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January 7, 2013 3:57pm UTC

me; wow im fat
me; maybe i look ok
me; I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
me; i im fu/king disgusting im loosing weight now
me; theres more to me than my weight
me; who the heck cares about anything
me; I AM SO FAT
me; idk curves are beautiful and i am beautiful
me; i hate myself

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