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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 4:15pm UTC

"i miss the old witty"
- Joined 11th January 2013.
NO JUST NO.

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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 2:11pm UTC

-worlds crappest person at replying, whilst simultaneously being the worlds most upset person when not receiving a reply-

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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 2:03pm UTC

do you ever just sit there and look at yourself and examine
every single detail about yourself and just get really upset
because you're you
do you ever just sit there and look at your laptop and examine
every single detail about this one quote and just get really upset
because you've realised you've seen this quote atleast
100 god damn times

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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 5:32pm UTC

there might as well be a tumble weed on my notifications

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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 12:30pm UTC

national self harm awareness day. justin biebers birthday...
can i just remind you all #cutforbieber
coincidence? i think not

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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 12:03pm UTC

Rihanna is now designing clothing for River Island, now, you too can walk around in 'clothes' or 'rags' that leave you half naked in a socially acceptable way
if you're lucky, it might actually cover your nipple!

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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 4:57pm UTC

was my mistake ever cutting in the first place, or not cutting deep enough
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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 11:48am UTC

Wanting Ed to win that grammy was like voting for gay marriage rights - you should want it, even if you're not gay

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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 4:52pm UTC

i just stood on my sunglasses, they snapped
i told them to stop being so spineless and get a backbone and maybe that way it wouldnt be so easily broken
wtf i need to get out more

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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 4:35pm UTC

spending valentines day having a threesome. with my friends ben and jerry, and we're using cookie dough too.

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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 5:39pm UTC

when people say 'it could be worse' that is of no help what so ever. because it could also be a lot better.
so dont come to me with this generic
'oh you dont have a valentine for valentines day? try not having a mother or father for mother/fathers day'
stuff. yeah, it must be awful not having a mum for mothers day, or a father for fathers day. but lets break this down
a) ive seen this around 324082384 times, so 9 times out of 10 you've probably just copied and pasted it to get favourites or whatever
b) how many times have you complained about something in life? like being hungry, or being bored, or not wanting to go to school. some people dont have that either. but it doesnt make your hunger, boredom and fatigue go away.
the fact is you need to consider that it could be worse but it doesnt mean that will make things alright. people need to stop this whole idea of people being ungrateful because everyone deals with things in different ways.
comment things and post hate, i dont care

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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 2:42pm UTC

i hate how i have such an enormous amount of love to give, but no one to give it to.

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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 4:27pm UTC

chewing someones face off is
not what getting head means

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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 3:23pm UTC

i hate the fact im growing up because i cant use the excuse of 'puppy fat' as a reason for being chubby anymore

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January 28, 2013 3:20pm UTC

Dont let anybody ever tell you you have no chance.
I was born on the 14/07/96.
i was a twin, we were born 12 weeks early. the doctors said we were going to
die.
Instead, i lived... and i was born on my brothers birthday instead...
against all the odds.

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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 1:33pm UTC

i have my addictions,
or rather,
my addictions have me
sometime the shadow of my shadow is
all i can be

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January 26, 2013 12:48pm UTC

I was serving a man today. And the man looked at the person I was working with, looked at me then (having read our name badges) said to me, 'Ellie, do you like him?' I said, he’s alright? And then he asked the boy i was working with the same question. He said the same. The man then proceeded to say how ‘gorgeous’ I was and how all the boys must fall in love with me. I went bright red, and got rather embarrassed to say the least. The man then said ‘He is tall.. Would you go out with him?’ I said (for arguments sake) that I have a boyfriend to prevent on awkward situation. He said ‘I bet you do. I bet you have loads. A gorgeous girl like you’ I said ‘debatable’ and he just went on to explain how my aesthetic looks were pleasing.
To be honest, at first I was utterly creeped out and then got borderline depression because I realised my life is the exact opposite. but now i can defently it absolutely made my day

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accidentalflirtation
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January 22, 2013 5:26pm UTC

if i was going to give a descriptive guess, i'd say you look like the facebook silhouette when you havnt uploaded a picture yet

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accidentalflirtation
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January 22, 2013 2:54pm UTC

i think everyone is 'ovary' reacting about this tampon girl, she'll only be famous
for a short 'period' of time

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accidentalflirtation
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January 20, 2013 5:56pm UTC

it is a well known fact that 'math' actually literally translates as 'death in the fiery pits of hell' in latin...
...that's bullsh/t but it might as well be true

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