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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. marissaS marissaS
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    How drunk was I last night?
    You ran into my closet and screamed "THE PASSAGE TO NARNIA HAS BEEN SEALED!"

  4. margiemscott margiemscott
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 11:12am UTC
    Middle School and High School
    Isn't about finding your future husband,
    It's about finding
    your bridesmaids (:

    nmf/nmq

  5. khxosummerxo khxosummerxo
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 11:16am UTC
    looking in your shower when you enter the bathroom to make sure there are no murderers.♥

  6. juliixo juliixo
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 11:27am UTC
    That depressing moment when
    your favorite song turns on,
    right when you get home from somewhere.
    Just me?

  7. shawna143 shawna143
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 11:29am UTC
    My back is not a VOICEMAL; SAY IT TO ME FACE.!

  8. youcompleteme youcompleteme
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    everyone says
    that guy friends are way better then girl friends
    but in my opinion guys really freaking SUCK!
    they could care less if you're crying over "some guy"
    they're NOT always there for you... but that's
    just my on opinion and my close up experience i've had.
    fave if you agree

  9. ILubYoox3 ILubYoox3
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    I should make a facebook
    called nobody;
    SO WHEN I LIKE A STATUS ..IT'D SAY "NOBODY LIKES THIS" :)
    ♥ nmf(:

  10. LexisAndFred LexisAndFred
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    Givingyourbestfriendthatlookwhen your crush walks in <3

  11. jigglypuffx3 jigglypuffx3
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when someone thinks they're funny
    ...
    and they aren't.
    -____-

:)

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