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sayheyilyx
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July 12, 2012 2:57pm UTC

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 4:07pm UTC

1st date with my boyfriend tonight.
Make up or No Makeup?
1 fave = No make up.
1 comment = Make up.
Just doing this for your opinions.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 1:14pm UTC

When everyone stopped laughing
ten minutes ago and you are still laughing like a walrus

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sticksandstones001
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 2:23pm UTC

nmf/my quote.
I'm like
the squirrel from Ice Age.
And you're the acorn.
No matter how hard I try,
I can never hav e you♥

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yourcool
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July 12, 2012 6:28pm UTC

When you're seriously trying to watch
something and your family is having a "who can be the loudest" competition.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 10:18pm UTC

shoutout to the 90s kids for being
the proudest of their decade for no apparent reason.

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awesomelyawesome
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July 13, 2012 12:27am UTC

THE FEELING OF GETTING A TOP QUOTE:
First minute: *Stare at computer in shock.
Next ten minutes:
*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP QUOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MUST BE SO FREAKING POPULAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOO, YOU GO, YOU GO GLEN COCO!!!!!! I. MUST BE. A. GENIUS.
4 MINUTE DANCE PARTY
1 minute later:
I wonder if anyone else does this...

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Harrison
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:53am UTC

No.
im not here to flirt.
wanna know a secret?
IM GAY.
i went here because you all talk about how you 'wittians' are family. i want to be accepted. im not even accepted in my own family for my sexuality.
i was hoping i would be accepted here.

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TheWrittenInfection
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 6:29pm UTC

At Tesco today, One Thing comes on radio overhead:
me: OMG ONE DIRECTION!
Little brother: OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!
Both: *start dancing*
Mum: I do not know these children....

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jordanmoore
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 2:09am UTC

I was bored, so i said, "Hm that's a weird place to put a piano." You wouldn't believe how many people looked for a piano.
I was in a elevator...

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larrison9012
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 10:31pm UTC

How did all of this fat get on my knees?
"Grandma, those are your boobs."

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 12:15pm UTC

Can you imagine if Google just disappeared from the internet?
And we couldn't Google what happened to it because Google would be gone.

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animallovers46
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 10:20pm UTC

The sad moment...
When your quote drops off the top 24 hour quotes, and you stop getting notifications.

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鲁汉 ♡*
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 10:10pm UTC

Louis Tomlinson Fact #67
Once a girl threw her phone on stage and Louis called the girl's mom to let her know that he had her phone.
❤
omg xD

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youngg_wild_free
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 10:00pm UTC

i hope you wake up
one morning &it hits you;
there ins't anyone in this world who loved you or would put up with you the way did, but after all you put me through you've lost me for good.

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$*
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 9:04pm UTC

I just realized that
Barney was the children's imaginary friend. All this time I thought he was real to them :'(
Format by Sandrasaurus

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paigiegurl
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 11:59pm UTC

I skipped the part of puberty where you get really attractive.

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 6:24am UTC

When I think of something inappropriate, rude or weird..I look around suspiciously, and hope that no one can read my mind.[x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]I follow back. ^_^

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 2:07pm UTC

Happy birthday mommy! I got you a mug (:
Thanks! What does it look like?
Well, it says "World's Best Grandma on it".
But I'm not a grandma?
...Surprise..!
HOME, NOW.
not my quote.
not my format.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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