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OmegleTalk
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December 18, 2012 3:18pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you a doctor?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: m/f?
You: cause ive kinda had this rash on my an*s, and im wondering what it may be... ive tried ointment and water, and tried wiping softly, but nothings worked
You: im wondering if it could be anything extremely serious
You: if you are a doctor,
You: you sure are taking long to google whats wrong with me.
You have disconnected.

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OmegleTalk
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 3:27pm UTC

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
are you stranger 1 or 2?
Stranger 1: 1!
Stranger 2: 1
Stranger 2: No i'm 1
Stranger 2: I
Stranger 1: no, i'm 1
Stranger 2: I'm dirty dan
Stranger 1: DAN!
Stranger 2 has disconnected

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ThatsSoMeee
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December 18, 2012 3:53pm UTC

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BlackButterflies
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December 18, 2012 9:06pm UTC

SO, I WAS WATCHING CHRISTMAS MOVIES TODAY, AND....
THE GRINCH: HELP ME, I'M FEELING!!
THE GRINCH: BLEEDING HEARTS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
THE GRINCH: AM I JUST EATING BECAUSE I'M BORED?
THE GRINCH: I COULD LAY IN BED, STARE AT THE CEILING AND SLIP SLOWLY INTO MADNESS.
THE GRINCH: HATE, HATE HATE. HATE, HATE HATE. LOATHE ENTIRELY.
YOU GUYS.
I AM THE GRINCH.
THE GRINCH IS ME.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 9:11pm UTC

Posting an opinion on Witty is opening your front door and not knowing if a cute boy or an madman with an axe is going to be standing there.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 9:30pm UTC

at mcdonalds:
friend 1: i'll just have a coke
friend 2: i'll have a salad
friend 3: anyone want to split a sundae with me?
me: i'll have a cheeseburger, large fries - make sure there's a lot of ketchup - chicken nuggets, a milkshake and--
me: a diet coke. that makes it healthy.

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BlackButterflies
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December 18, 2012 9:32pm UTC

AND ON DECEMBER 21ST, I AM GOING TO BE ANNOYING MY FAMILY BY SARCASTICALLY OVERUSING THE PHRASE "IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD"

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BlackButterflies
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December 18, 2012 10:35pm UTC

"I don't really diet or anything. I'm miserable when I'm dieting and I like the way I look. I'm really sick of all these actresses looking like birds... I'd rather look a little chubby on camera and look like a person in real life, than look great on screen and look like a scarecrow in real life."
- Jennifer Lawrence :)
nmq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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_brotips
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 6:11pm UTC

brotips #1420
you don't have to
download every single
app in the store, bro.
you're not gonna need
that virtual fish tank.
brotips.com

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_brotips
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 2:11am UTC

brotips #1350
the evolution of bad
decisions: it might suck at
first, but then it'll be funny,
then a good story, then a
good memory.
brotips.com

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_hunterdrew_
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 5:39pm UTC

*looking at grafidi on a bridge*
Some people:
"That's vandilism!"
Other people:
"It's art!"
Me:
"How the heck did they get up there?!"

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
November 8, 2012 2:12pm UTC

When my bra and underwear
match I feel like a Victoria's
secret model

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Jahyvie
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November 8, 2012 2:25pm UTC

" If I ever die from a heart attack, I hope it will be from playing my stero too loud."
-Ed Sheeran

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Jahyvie
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November 8, 2012 2:23pm UTC

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
November 8, 2012 2:00pm UTC

"The republicans
drove our country into a ditch. So we got down there, we put on our boots and we pushed and we shove and were sweating. And there's the republicans watching us, sipping on a slurpee. They were pointing at us saying: 'how come your not pushing harder? How come your not pushing faster?' When we finally got the car on level ground and heading in the right direction, they see the scratches and shout to everyone: 'Look what these guys did to your car!' And then they've got the nerve to ask for the keys back. I dont want to give them the keys back. They dont know how to drive."
-Barack Obama
I don't care how much you hate Obama, he has a way with his metaphors.

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