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1. a_random_fridge
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2012 5:44pm UTC
   Me in public
   Thinking: If you can read my thoughts then hello
   
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2. a_random_fridge
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2012 12:08pm UTC
   A short conversation between me and my uncle every year:
   Uncle: Do you have a boyfriend?
   Me: No.
   
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3. a_random_fridge
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2012 3:29pm UTC
   You know why I like pictures?
   Because everybody smiles in them
   
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4. a_random_fridge
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   September 23, 2012 2:55pm UTC
   To ∞ and beyond
   
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5. a_random_fridge
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   September 23, 2012 12:27pm UTC
   I wonder how many kilograms of food I've eaten in my whole life :o
   
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6. a_random_fridge
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   September 22, 2012 1:56pm UTC
   Somtimes I wonder hom many words I have spoken... And sometimes I wonder how many words I have left unspoken
   
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7. a_random_fridge
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   September 13, 2012 1:08pm UTC
   We always run away to see who comes after us. It's painful when nobody comes after you
   
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8. a_random_fridge
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   August 26, 2012 6:40am UTC
   That awkward moment when you can't see if someone is a boy or a girl
   
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9. a_random_fridge
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2012 11:48am UTC
   Depressed?
   Earphones in.
   Volume up.
   Ignore the world.
   
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