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  1. coco_popps coco_popps
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 9:11am UTC
    Some kids were dropped as a BABY
    But you obviously got dropped on your head, bounced off the floor,
    hit a ceiling fan and
    flew out the window.
    nmf

  2. loveyoux10000 loveyoux10000
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 9:17am UTC
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  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 12:27pm UTC
    I ♥ One Direction
    The Members Of 1D
    Harry Styles
    Niall Horan
    Louis tomlinson
    Zain Malik
    Liam Payne
    I Have One Direction Infection

  4. 1Dfacts 1Dfacts
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    One Direction Fact #1
    Harry styles came up with the name One Direction.

  5. 1Dfacts 1Dfacts
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    One Direction Fact #16
    Louis said that if he were a One Direction fan, and he were to fancy one of the band members it would be Harry.

  6. 1Dfacts 1Dfacts
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 1:00am UTC
    One Direction Fact #79
    Liam once said that the cure to One Direction Infection,
    is to Kiss Harry.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. natalieeeroseee natalieeeroseee
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 6:22pm UTC
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  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 1:46am UTC
    DTF?
    As in, Down To Follow?
    TUMB LR QUOTE/ FORMAT BY JIMMY365

  10. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 4:02am UTC
    me: i think i'm gonna go to sleep now
    tv: lol but good shows are on
    iPod: sleep? is that a new app?
    sleeping position: lol i'm not gonna be comfortable
    mind: what's the meaning of life though?
    temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold
    noises: oh, you said be louder? okay.
    body: lol time for itches
    person i like: hey

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    I love people who;
    can make a simple promise and keep it.
    format/ quote by jimmy365

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    All I want
    is summer.
    f o r m a t b y j i m m y 3 6 5

  13. softballchica15 softballchica15
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    A- Available: yupp
    B- Birthday: August 21st
    C- Crushing On: Tiago :)
    D- Drink you last had: ummm iced tea xD
    E- Easiest person to talk too: Witty :)
    F- Favorite song: I won't give up by Jason Mraz
    G- Grossest memory: idk...
    H- Hometown: ..
    I- In love with: idk...
    J- Jealous of: anybody with real friends.
    K- Killed someone: no
    L- Longest friendship: 9 years
    M- Middle Name: Anneliese
    N- Number of siblings: 1
    O- One wish: That life can be normal again.
    P- Person who called you last: ummm.....i really dont know
    Q- Question you're always asked: Whats up?
    R- Reason to smile: Him :)
    S- Song you last sang: I'm a believer (I was watching shrek)
    T- Time you woke up: 10:20ish
    U- Underwear color: uhm, why? haha
    V- Violent moment you had: Idk..
    W- Worst habit: cracking my fingers
    X- X-rays you had: my arm, ankle
    Y- Your last text: Chayde, my bestiee :)
    Z- Zodiac sign: Leo

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    I can't.
    I broke my eyebrow.

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    It may look like I’m alive,
    But I just died inside. Like 10x.
    format by jimmy365

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    I don't care if it's going anywhere.
    I like wasting my time on you.
    format by jimmy365

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    There's always that one
    special person that
    no matter what they have done
    you still just can't
    let them go.
    format by jimmy365

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    We all think
    That raising our
    phones
    6 inches in the air
    will give us
    better service

    nmq/mf!

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW?
    That when a person appears
    in your dreams, its because
    that person wants to see you?
    -Time Magazine
    omg.
    THE NINJA TURTLES WANT
    TO SEE ME?!

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    today i had a fight with my alarm clock
    it wanted me to wake up. I disagreed.
    THINGS GOT VIOLENT
    now the alarm clock is broken and i'm wide awake.
    Not sure who won...
    nmq/nmf

:)

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