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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. _laughitoff _laughitoff
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 8:58pm UTC
    A TRUE FRIEND
    is someone that reaches for
    your hand but touches your heart
    _________________________♥

  4. _laughitoff _laughitoff
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 11:00am UTC
    We're having too good of a time to worry about what would happen tomorrow.
    [ SUMMER OH TEN ]

  5. _laughitoff _laughitoff
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2010 11:20pm UTC
    summer; ♥
    time to turn down the drama,
    and turn up the music. ♪ ♫ ♬
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  6. _laughitoff _laughitoff
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 12:07pm UTC
    I LOVE
    S U M M E R ,
    *___the only thing you have to worry
    about is if your tan is even___*

  7. xsummerbabee xsummerbabee
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 11:42am UTC
    i knew
    » _TaylorLautner
    when he was Sharkboy*
    on ♥Sharkboy & Lavagirl♥

  8. DoingSocietyA_Favor DoingSocietyA_Favor
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 11:38am UTC
    I'll stop loving you when
    *Disney goes bankrupt.

  9. kaneo kaneo
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 12:18pm UTC
    A panda walks into a bar.
    He said "A steak and kidney pie witha Coke please". The waiter gives it to him. He eats and when the waiter gave him the bill,the panda shot him.The bartender said "HEY YOU SHOT MY FRIEND!" THe panda said" I know look panda up in the dictionaryy. Im supposed to." Then He left. The bartender went home and got his dictionary.He looked up panda and it said "A black and white bear that eats shoots and leaves"
    Fave if you get it ;)

  10. coconutmebabii coconutmebabii
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 1:08pm UTC
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  11. showstopperrr96 showstopperrr96
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 11:51am UTC
    Go to Google;
    Type in 'Where is Chuck Norris?'
    Click; I'm feeling lucky
    Watch out.
    ( :
    Go to Google
    Type in ewmew fudd
    Click; I'm feeling lucky
    Look at the words on the screen, now.
    ( :
    Go to Google
    Type in 'Who's the cutest?'
    Click; I'm feeling lucky
    Did this make your day?
    ( :
    Go to Google
    Type in 'elgoog'
    Click; I'm feeling lucky
    You're welcome
    ( :
    Go to Google
    Type in 'Urban Dictionary'
    Click; I'm feeling lucky
    Have fun with that.
    ( :
    A lot of these I saw around witty and just wanted to save them;enjoyyy ( :

  12. quoteloverrrrx4 quoteloverrrrx4
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 12:00pm UTC
    and i'm pretty sure that almost every girl feels
    like their thighs are HUGE when they're sitting down..
    with short shorts on.
    i know i do. :P
    fave if you feel the same.

  13. _laughitoff _laughitoff
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 2:16am UTC
    We're not perfect. Any of us.
    We make mistakes, we screw up♥
    but then we forgive, and move foward.

  14. _laughitoff _laughitoff
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 5:18pm UTC
    Life moves pretty fast
    You don't stop
    & look around
    once in a while,
    you could
    miss it. xxxx

  15. NicoleJanine_ NicoleJanine_
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 10:47pm UTC
    LAUGH A LOT.
    smile like there's no tomorrow.
    just soak up the sunshine, baby ♥

  16. _laughitoff _laughitoff
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 10:02am UTC
    In seven days, God created the world.
    A n d i n s e v e n s e c o n d s,
    I shattered mine.

  17. _laughitoff _laughitoff
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 5:45pm UTC
    "Heeeey, you guys made me innnk!"

  18. x0oja1m33 x0oja1m33
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2010 12:39pm UTC
    HA! You flinched!
    Well, yeah..you almost punched me in the face.
    not mine.

  19. xScYx xScYx
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2010 12:22pm UTC
    "hes the one"
    fav if you just thought
    of him

  20. phenomenal phenomenal
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2010 9:33pm UTC
    NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP;
    I pray my [♥] h e a r t [♥] you choose to keep. And if I [x] d i e [x] before I wake, all of me is : : y o u r s : : to take. <3

:)

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