A panda walks into a bar.
He said "A steak and kidney pie witha Coke please". The waiter gives it to him. He eats and when the waiter gave him the bill,the panda shot him.The bartender said "HEY YOU SHOT MY FRIEND!" THe panda said" I know look panda up in the dictionaryy. Im supposed to." Then He left. The bartender went home and got his dictionary.He looked up panda and it said "A black and white bear that eats shoots and leaves"
Fave if you get it ;)