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A panda walks into a bar.
He said "A steak and kidney pie witha Coke please". The waiter gives it to him. He eats and when the waiter gave him the bill,the panda shot him.The bartender said "HEY YOU SHOT MY FRIEND!" THe panda said" I know look panda up in the dictionaryy. Im supposed to." Then He left. The bartender went home and got his dictionary.He looked up panda and it said "A black and white bear that eats shoots and leaves"

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A panda walks into a bar. He said "A steak and kidney pie

230 faves · 11 comments · Jul 6, 2010 12:18pm

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bieberrxfeverrxforeverr · 1 decade ago
i don't get itt ! lmaao
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heartxoxolove · 1 decade ago
hahahaha, made my dayy(:

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gfcookies218 · 1 decade ago
My mom tells me that all the time, never fails to make me laugh!! haha love it!
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_today_tomorrow_tonight_forever_ · 1 decade ago
Aha. (:
For all you that don't get it, he ate, then he shot the waiter, then he left.
In the dictionary it says it 'eats shoots and leaves' like bamboo shoots and leaves.
But he didn't get it, so he ate there, shot, and left.
:D
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purpleislove · 1 decade ago
my parents used 2 tell me that one all the time
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duhitskrystalx3 · 1 decade ago
I donnt get it :(
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iCaitlin · 1 decade ago
the definition is, a panda eats, shoot, and leaves. thats what the panda did. instead of eating shoots and leaves.
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unbreakable__ · 1 decade ago
i dont get it...
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xxbambii16xx · 1 decade ago
i dont get it..
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Jessiax3 · 1 decade ago
Haha I laughed lol
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MissC_x · 1 decade ago
haha i lol'd C:
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