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KissMyLips
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 8:19pm UTC

I text him,
Never really expecting an answer
But when he actually texted back my heart soared.
♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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idance
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC

DEAR SIDEWALK,
Please get wider...
SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
FEELING EXCLUDED.

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eve123
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Zoey May
Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Toby Jackson
In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
26 minutes ago · Like
True stuff

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rissa7373
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 1:06pm UTC

I think it's pretty obvious
THAT MEDICINE COMPANIES DON'T KNOW WHAT FRUIT TASTES LIKE.

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raebobmarypants
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Did you ever think that maybe..
he doesn't text you first because he's scared he's annoying you?
he doesn't talk to you in the halls because he's too nervous?
he doesn't ask you to chill because he's worried you'll think he's boring?
he doesn't call you because he thinks he's not good enough for you?
he doesn't tell you he likes you because he doesn't think you like him back?
he doesn't ask you out because he's scared of rejection?
Did you ever thinkthat maybe..
guys feel like this too?

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 5:14pm UTC

that awkward moment when
you look up from your phone & the person you have been following around the supermarket, isn't your Mom.

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AustinH
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Me: Hey mom, need help with the dishes?
Mom: Oh no thank you honey. I have i t.
*10 minutes later*
Mom: I SWEAR I GET NO HELP AROUND THIS DAMN HOUSE!

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 10:55am UTC

Friend: How I find you on Witty?
Me: You don't.

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hayxhay
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:34pm UTC

god answers in 3 ways:
1. He says yes and gives you what you want.
2. He says no and gives you something better.
3. He says wait and gives you the best.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:24pm UTC

I want a six month vacation
twice a year.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 12:56pm UTC

She Had
the warmest, kindest heart until she gave it away to that stupid boy.
the second he shattered it, something inside of her changed. she
suddenly didn't want others to be happy while she was drowning in
her own pain. she refused to trust anyone anymore. she pushed
e v e r y o n e out of her life because the one person she wanted
didn't want her anymore

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 4:19pm UTC

Think of a positive number.
Double it.
Add six.
Half it.
Take away the number you started with.
i bet your answer is three.

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harrypotterfan5
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 10:34am UTC

‎2010: You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
2011: Planking is boss.
2012: HEY! Let's all choke on cinnamonn

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 1:04pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Did you know?
'Bathtub' spelled backwards is still 'bathtub'. It's not, but for a second there, you believed me.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 8:44pm UTC

JK Rowling taught me a lot.
Luna: it's okay to be different
Harry: always love even there is no hope left
Hermione: show my talents
And Ron?
That it's okay to be a ginger.
♥

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kclove5
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 9:23pm UTC


I listen to music very loud so I can't even hear my own thinking.

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lucyyyloo
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 3:18pm UTC

the only f at thing
about adele, is her
paycheck.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 3:59pm UTC

I told the monster if he ever came out of my closet, he would be gay.
That takes care of that.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 3:50pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
"Are you athletic?"
Yeah. I surf. The internet.

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