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  1. Loopy23 Loopy23
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    That moment when you're looking forward to watching a movie..
    You put it on and don't realise it's a musical until they start singing halfway through a conversation..
    *ejects disc*

  2. Loopy23 Loopy23
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 9:41am UTC
    When you realise you've favourited a heap of someone's quotes and you feel like a stalker... o.O

  3. Loopy23 Loopy23
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your just stood there fondling the wall trying to find the light switch...

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    I like being alone,
    but I don't like being lonely

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    Everyone tells you that you deserve better.
    Then, no one is willing to give it to you.

  6. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    'Niall, do you have a girlfriend?'
    Niall: 'Yes, all my fans.'

  7. RainbowGlitter4 RainbowGlitter4
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    Kid I sit next to in Science:
    Kid: Oh my fish.
    Me: *face palm*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. immadragonhearmeRAWR immadragonhearmeRAWR
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 4:26am UTC
    That awkward moment when you accidentally hit
    your crush in the face with your bag...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 10:54am UTC
    I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
    One way or another I'm gonna win ya.
    ~Blondie.

  13. Becca_Loves_Youu Becca_Loves_Youu
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 8:46am UTC
    That awkward moment when your having a fight with someone and then you think of a comeback an hour after the fight -.-

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    “If you could go back and just change
    one thing about your life, would you?
    And if you did, would that change make your life better?
    Or would that change ultimately break your heart?
    Or break the heart of another?
    Would you choose an entirely different path?
    Or would you change just one thing?
    Just one moment.
    One moment that you’ve always wanted back.”
    — Lucas Scott,
    One Tree Hill

  15. LittleMissSarcastic LittleMissSarcastic
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    Me Every New Years:
    Me: My New Years Resolution Is To Get Off Witty And Get Up And Do Something.
    Me: *Stands Up Out Of Chair And Turns Closes Witty*
    Me: *Sits Down After 3 Seconds*
    Me: I Give Up

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    Have you ever
    wondered about the things we tell ourselves
    before we fall asleep?
    We whisper the words in the dark,
    telling ourselves that we’re happy,
    or that he’s happy,
    that people will change their minds.
    We persuade ourselves that we can live
    without the people who have left.
    Each night before we fall asleep
    we lie to ourselves in a desperate hope
    that maybe,in the morning,
    it will all be true.

  17. cloudie1 cloudie1
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    Don't you hate it
    When people say Hi and then you reply back and they don't after that

  18. beccyxxx beccyxxx
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 7:18am UTC
    My Ex???
    We arn't enimies.. we arnt friends..
    All thats left is that awkward stranger between us.

  19. GigiSaysHi GigiSaysHi
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    NINJA TURTLES.

  20. GigiSaysHi GigiSaysHi
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    If you've ever been called
    "ugly"
    put this as your quote
    and whoever sees it must check out your picture
    &
    whoever ♥'s it
    disagrees
    stole, changed format tho.

:)

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