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    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    I'm so miserable without you
    It's almost like you're still here
    :D

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    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    This Chat is Offline
    This chat was slowing down the rest of the site
    Try this chat.
    This chat is unmoderated and not affiliated with Witty Profiles. Anyone could be chatting on there including 40 year old creepers. BE CAREFUL!
    *Clicks Close after reading last sentence*
    O.O

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    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 1:46pm UTC
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    Normal teen: Makes sure to be silent when sneaking out of the house at 1 am.
    Me: Makes sure to be be silent to make a sandwich at 1 am.
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    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    OUT
    Of 7 billion people in the world I had to fall in love with you.
    Out of 7 billion people in the world you decide to break my heart.
    Gee ,thanks.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    nmf

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    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 7:56pm UTC
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    "I like your hair. I like your makeup. I like your boobs. I like your big giant butt, it's f/cking mesmerizing! I like your clothes..."
    -Jenna Marbles
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    I wish, that in fifty years...
    I can turn my head to the left and say "We did it, we grew old together."

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    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 2:06am UTC
    (c) 2012 erin at Mortem. Feel free to use this format, however you must leave all credit on and leave all credit as is. You can not REDISTRIBUTE IT either. You in no way can change the form of credit unless you are making it MORE VISIBLE.
    Where's
    finnick?
    Odair
    he is ;d
    format © mortem
    (c) 2012 erin at mortem. Do not remove any credit.

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    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    Confession #5:
    I try to make people laugh when they are upset by singing to this song:
    youtube.com/watch?v=nlUGspj3bgA
    x]
    I rearranged the fonts format a bit

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    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Question & Answer #2 :
    "Do you support guys and bisexuals?"
    ...
    "I support humans, yes."

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    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    Please report or block "Theboywhorocks" he is
    "trolling" around and making people aggravated read my profile comments and see why I'm asking you for this

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    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    I'm afraid of 26 out of 72 common fears.
    (x) the dark
    (x) staying single forever
    (x) being a parent
    () giving birth
    (x) being myself in front of others
    () open spaces
    (x) closed spaces
    (x) heights
    () dogs
    () birds
    () fish
    () spiders
    () flowers/plants
    () being touched
    (x) fire
    () silk
    () the ocean
    (x) failure
    () success
    () thunder/lightning
    () frogs
    () bf/gf's mom
    (x) bf/gf's dad
    () rats
    () wind
    () jumping from high places
    () snow
    () rain
    () crossing hanging bridges
    (x) deep water
    () heaven
    () death
    () being robbed
    () falling
    (x) clowns
    (x) dolls
    () large crowds
    () men
    () women
    (x) having great responsibilities
    () doctors/dentists
    (x) tornadoes
    (x) hurricanes
    (x) incurable diseases
    (x) sharks
    () Friday the 13th
    () ghosts
    () poverty
    () Halloween
    () school
    () odd numbers
    () even numbers
    (x) being alone
    (x) becoming blind
    (x) becoming deaf
    (x) growing up
    (x) creepy noises at night
    (x) bee stings
    () not accomplishing goals
    () needles
    (x) blood
    () dinosaurs
    () the welcome mat
    () high speed
    (x) throwing up
    (x) falling in love
    () super secrets
    Repost this, and at the top write "I am afraid of __ out of 72 common fears."
    If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend counseling.
    If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.
    If you get more than 10, you're normal.
    If you get less than 10, you're fearless.

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    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 11:09am UTC
    Question & Answer #1:
    "How far have you gone with a girl?"
    ...
    "Waked her home."

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    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 10:58am UTC
    *Opens drink*
    *Takes a sip*
    "... Ew."
    *Sister points to label*
    "Shake well."
    "Oh , okay thanks."
    *Shakes like a shake weight while doing a mental face.*
    *Everything pours out*
    *Sister: facepalm*

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    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 10:14am UTC
    Just venting.
    I noticed a lot of girls posting quotes about a lot of guys (or "guys" as some of you put it) joining witty. Well haven't you noticed some guys dont go onto photobucket or google ect. and search up fake guys? I haven't been on witty for a long time and if you look at my followers I admit I have a lot followers for a "newbie" but I follow half of the people on my followers list and they follow back . But haven't you noticed that some girls on witty are also fake ? Site models, "Tumblr" girls , I dont see why people are just turning against the boys only and not some of the girls, some girls say this is a girl website. It's not. It's a quote website where humans join and express themselves and vent. And I have notice a large amount of guys and girls sorta at "war" because of this , well just ignore it just like the One Direction hate quotes or the One Direction love facts.
    ((Thank you if you read this))
    & this was just a vent , hate comments
    just get deleted because I dont like negativity

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    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Confession #4
    People use to always ask me if I was gay because
    I never kissed a girl in all my 15 years of life -.-

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    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    Confession #3:
    I feel 50% safer sleeping with my feet tucked in under something.

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    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 12:26am UTC
    Sometimes I dont get boys:
    Don't get me wrong , I'm a boy , but certain boy's make me wanna scream.
    First of all , dont call a girl a b*tch or a s*ut after you brake up with her. You
    dated her for a reason.That ment that you loved her and cared for her also.
    Some boys have a tendecy to flirt a lot. And I live with a house full of sisters
    & my mom , and that doesn't make you cute. It makes you look like a player.

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    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment :
    When somebody actually works at Hollister co.

:)

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