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toria_skax
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 4:16am UTC

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Screw the alarm system.
I've seen "Home Alone",
I know what to do.
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nmf

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Yuri
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 4:02pm UTC

"Mom... Dad... I've decided I'm going to live on my own from now on."
"That's great! Your taking a big step in your life!"
"Your luggage is on the front porch."

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ColorMyWorld401
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December 30, 2011 3:36pm UTC

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You never know what you have until...
YOU CLEAN YOUR ROOM.
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 1:14pm UTC

I'm not shy.
I'm just holding back my awesomeness
so I won't intimidate you.
follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365
format by:ThatsSoMeee :)

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 3:49pm UTC

If you want breakfast in bed
Sleep in the kitchen.
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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 5:31pm UTC

Wouldn't it be nice if
your iPod could detect your mood and make a playlist for it? :D

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 4:19pm UTC

My little sister`s password for the Disney website is:
"MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto"
I asked her why, she said:
"They told me to use 4 characters"
nmq
follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 10:01am UTC

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If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't
photo shop be illegal for models?
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