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  1. KGBBABE KGBBABE
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 5:20pm UTC
    i feel like a joke,
    sitting here waiting for you, when clearly you'll never love me.
    credit to secretsunspoken_x
    not my quote

  2. live_laugh_love122 live_laugh_love122
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 5:02pm UTC
    I have a Friend that thinks unicorns should be called unihorns because they have one horn, not one corn.

  3. xDuhxItsxAbbEyx xDuhxItsxAbbEyx
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 7:03pm UTC
    Friendship is like peeing on yourself;
    Everyone can see it, but only you get that warm special feeling inside.
    :) ❤ ☼ ☻ ☺ ♪ ❤ (: ;0

  4. vickylperkins vickylperkins
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 6:53pm UTC
    mirror mirror on the wall,
    whos the player of them all?
    mirror mirror on the wall,
    whos the next girl he will call?
    mirror mirror on the wall,
    who will catch her when she falls?
    mirror mirror on the wall,
    will you please just tell us all?

  5. monkeysis3000 monkeysis3000
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 10:47am UTC
    AM i the only one who doesn't
    know what MLIA means???
    Can someone please
    tell me???

  6. orange_blue orange_blue
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 10:59am UTC
    Don't ask me Dora, you're the one with the map.
    - @ohsoteenish

  7. taaymaex3 taaymaex3
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 11:01am UTC
    It's so annoying, when your parents dont know how to use their phones and they keep bugging you for help.
    format credit too- abbsterz12

  8. RainbowSprinkles13 RainbowSprinkles13
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2010 9:35pm UTC
    Stop dissing Justin Bieber!
    He's a better woman than you will ever be!
    ;)

  9. DanaeM DanaeM
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 11:19pm UTC
    Boy: Hey, can I see your phone?
    Girl: Why? *passes phone
    Boy: I want to see if it has this new feature.
    Girl: what feature?
    Boy: oh it does.
    Girl: Does What?
    Boy: It has my number. :)

  10. DanaeM DanaeM
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 11:21pm UTC
    R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A
    Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jump on me a makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome

  11. DanaeM DanaeM
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2010 1:18am UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. DanaeM DanaeM
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2010 3:22am UTC
    TODAY!
    It's my birthday! WISH ME LUCK!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. x69WooHooBar69x x69WooHooBar69x
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 9:48pm UTC
    I hate how:
    Some one tells you they love you.
    Go for another girl.
    Then start Flipping on you.
    !(:

  15. xoAllie8xo xoAllie8xo
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 9:51pm UTC
    When I hear myself eating crunchy
    foods; I wonder if other people can
    hear me too .

  16. justlaugh002 justlaugh002
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 9:52pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder...
    Do guys cut their own nails?

  17. waifish waifish
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 9:52pm UTC
    @font-face {
    font-family: "Cambria";
    }@font-face {
    font-family: "Bauhaus 93";
    }p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal { margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman"; }div.Section1 { page: Section1; }
    Lets flip a coin.
    Heads I win.
    Tails you lose.

  18. KNorton KNorton
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 9:54pm UTC
    Sometimes i
    iDestory
    the "replay" button on youtube.♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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