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  1. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    That awkward moment when the guy of your dreams blocks your path and says: "sorry I thought you were tyson"

  2. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 4:12am UTC
    IF ALICE COOPER JOINED FORCES WITH
    MEATLOAF, SKYHOOKS, THE BEEGEES, CHER AND CHRIS DE BURG TO SING CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR CHARITY,
    I WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD THIS CHRISTMAS. (AND MAYBE THE REST OF THE YEAR TOO) :)

  3. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 4:09am UTC
    THERE'S NOTHING THAT MAKES ME SMILE QUITE LIKE ALICE COOPER DOES.

  4. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 4:07am UTC
    This quote is for a friend of mine.
    you know who you are.
    I know you think he's with the Jerks,
    but you said your self he's got his perks,
    so come on sweetie at least you have shot,
    and if you fail then no avail,
    he's a little snot.
    seriously, any guy would be lucky to have you.
    P.S I hope you work out that I'M talking about you, A

  5. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 3:57am UTC
    Mum: Why are you crying?
    Me: I'm playing the boss level of plants VS. zombies
    Mum: And?
    Me (sobbing): THOSE JERKS KIDNAPPED CRAZY DAVE!!!!!!!

  6. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 3:53am UTC
    That awkward moment where your in the toilet and some random little kid in the next cubicle (who came in five minutes after you did) says:
    "your a year six right? I can tell" and the only thought going through your head is "how the hell did she know that?!"

  7. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 2:26am UTC
    SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT LIFE IS LIKE MARIO KART;
    YOU DO ANYTHING YOU CAN TO GET INTO FIRST POSITION AND STAY THERE WITHOUT REGARDS FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S WELL BEING.
    SOME PEOPLE THINK LIFE IS LIKE A LEVEL IN SUPER MARIO BROTHERS; YOU GO THROUGH IT TRYING TO GET TO THAT FLAG BECAUSE YOU WANT TO START THE NEXT LEVEL, BUT YOU DON'T REALLY ENJOY THE LEVEL YOUR ON.
    BUT I THINK LIFE IS LIKE LEGEND OF ZELDA; YOU WORK HARD TO FIND THE ONLY THING THAT REALLY MATTERS: THE ONE YOU LOVE

  8. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    Hi every one! october the 1st is self harm awareness day. their colour is orange (don't ask me why). if you want to help support self harm awareness day then you can start by spreading awareness. i turned every thing on my profile page orange (including my profile picture) but it doesn't have to stop there. the sky is the limit.
    please help.

  9. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:12am UTC
    Have you ever been Bullied?
    I haven't. Well sort of I got cyber-bullied (sort of)
    by one of my school BFFs. I sent them a million friend requests on stardoll and they never responded. I figured that mabye they didn't go on any more or something.
    but then I read their about me page. Instead of talking about themselves - their likes, dislikes ECT, they talked about ME. at first, they listed all their friends on stardoll- which was fine. but then they talked about how annoying I was. they finished their little 'rant' by saying
    'no offence to her!'. At first I was crushed. I spent the rest of term 1 on my own feeling sorry for myself but when term two rolled around I realised what a complete idiot i'd been. I met (or should i say got to know) 6 lovely girls in the grade above me. they are my real school BFFs. I am so happy I even managed to forgive my cyber-bully 'friend'. (forgive but not forget) our friendship will probably never be the same since I never even got an apoligy but I can tell she's glad we are on polite terms. what I'm trying to say is if you have ever been bullied, never feel like you deserve it and don't let hate consume you. also that there's bound to be someone who cares.

  10. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 3:20am UTC
    Do I look like I care?
    Yeah. thought so.

  11. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 3:17am UTC
    Did you know?
    Donald Duck NEVER wears pants.
    But when he gets out of the shower, he wraps a towel around his waist.
    now, I know what your thinking.
    and yeah. I do have to much free time.

  12. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 3:13am UTC
    has anyone ever thought of the the fact that if
    PRINCESS PEACH marrys MARIO she'll become the wife of a plumber? a big fat plumber? who never gets any plumbing jobs anyway? how does MARIO
    expect to support his wife?
    and besides he's pretty self-centered.
    COME ON GIRFRIEND,
    YOU CAN DO BETTER

  13. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    Isn't it funny how when your five and are like two weeks away from starting school every one you know tells you it will be heaps and heaps of fun, but then seven yrs later when you hate school they are all sympathetic and telling you that they always hated
    school?
    WHY DIDN'T
    YOU TELL ME
    IN THE FIRST
    PLACE YOU
    JERKS!?
    sorry. just a rant. :)

  14. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    some times i wish i could be a bird and
    Fly away.
    but then i would be that one bird who never saw
    the
    POWER LINES

  15. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    I luv you
    That's pretty much all I'll ever have to say to you.

  16. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 4:58am UTC
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
    THERE'S NO EASY ANSWER.
    I'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE BEFORE.
    I HAVN'T EVEN MADE HIGHSCHOOL YET.
    SOMETIMES I'M OVERJOYED.
    SOMETIMES I'M DEVISTATED.
    BUT NOT A DAY GOES BY WHERE I DON'T WISH YOU FELT THE SAME WAY.

  17. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 4:52am UTC
    luv is the best thing in the world
    and the most painful

  18. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 4:48am UTC
    I guess I missed my chance.
    I loved you.
    but then she came along.
    and she hurt me through you. :(

  19. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 4:36am UTC
    EVERY TIME I SEE YOU
    I WISH YOU WHERE MINE :)

  20. Yoshibasset Yoshibasset
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 4:11am UTC
    Me: "dad, can i have five dollars?"
    dad: "what have you done to earn five dollars?"
    Me: "forget it. i'll go ask grandad"
    Me: grandad, can i have five dollars?"
    grandad: sure. i'll go get my wallet.

:)

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