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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 10:15pm UTC
    I had a driving lesson today and I was behind a car at a red light and it was really obvious the guy in front of us was texting so my driving instructor honked the horn. So, right after she honked the light turned green but the guy didn't move. Instead, he got out of his car and came over and started yelling at me because he thought it was me and that's the story on how I thought someone was going to kill me on a driving lesson.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 3:56pm UTC
    Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acid stanes you, drugs cause cramps, guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful, you might as well live.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. xxherexgoesxnothingxx xxherexgoesxnothingxx
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    "Good things come to those who wait."
    Well i been waiting forever AND no good things have been happening to me.

  6. not_the_lover_at_first_sight not_the_lover_at_first_sight
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    They say:
    "High school is the best time."
    I think:I really hope not.
    Please don't remove this!

  7. xxherexgoesxnothingxx xxherexgoesxnothingxx
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    Why can't the guy just take me off my feet and make me not worry
    about the little stuff like how I look, what to wear , what to say.
    Where he tells me I'm beautiful just the way I am .
    Like off of those old movies or even fairy tails.

  8. FallenAngel* FallenAngel*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    Silence is the loudest scream.

  9. yoursoul yoursoul
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    I hope one day you find someone who makes flowers grow in even the saddest part of you ♥

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    what if a ghost is in love with me and is using it's powers to keep boys away from me because that would explain a lot.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    last year there was a kid who went to my school for a few months and one time, in health class, the teacher was talking about how drugs are bad and the kid took out a blunt and started smoking and the teacher didn't even notice

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    today for lunch my school didn't serve hot dogs called halloweenies and it's a wasted opportunity really

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    Witty: Write Something Witty
    Me: Something Witty
    Me: ha
    Me: ha ha
    Me: I'm clever

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    she's like
    COLD COFFEE
    in the
    morning

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    if you listen closely you can hear every white girl in a 5 mike radius drawing on cat whiskers


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    And we're going to
    THESE MEETINGS BUT WE'RE NOT
    doing any meeting. and we're
    trying to be faithful but we're cheating
    HEY, OPEN WIDE, HERE COMES original sin.

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    The only issue with this whole display name thing is now I have no clue who any of you are

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    "You are the books you read, the films you watch,
    the music you listen to, the people you meet, the
    dreams you have, the conversations you engage in.
    You are what you take from these. You are the
    sound of the ocean, the breath of fresh air, the
    brightest light in the darkest corver. You are a
    collective of every experience you have had in your
    life. You are every single day. So drown yourself in
    a sea of knowledge and existence. Let the words run
    through your veins and let the colours fill your
    mind."

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    mirrors
    are just
    glass
    and you are
    more
    than
    that
    r.i.d

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