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  1. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    R.I.P
    to the family of 7 who died because a man decided
    to dress up as Santa clause , ring there doorbell and
    shoot them on Christmas day in Texas. Fave if you care.

  2. katielauziere katielauziere
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 2:19pm UTC
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  3. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 8:04pm UTC
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  4. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:29pm UTC
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  5. Laxlover98 Laxlover98
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 10:57am UTC
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  6. Aurora876 Aurora876
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    That annoying momentt
    When your friend tells you to look up a song, and you do and you tell your friend to look up a song and they never do....

  7. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 11:29pm UTC
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  8. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    C h u c k E. C h e e s e
    is just a casino for the underaged.
    nmq. format credit jade672

  9. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    daughter:"daddy why is Santas sack so big?"
    dad: "because he only comes once a year"
    fave ♥ if you get it

  10. hugamoose3 hugamoose3
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 10:33pm UTC
    Did you know,
    Candy canes were supposed to look like the letter "J",
    ForJesus?

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    ore
    he said not to tell a soul...
    then why are you telling me?
    because you're a ginger!
    no offense intended towards anyone - it's just a joke.
    it's also not mine (:

  12. sillyducky69 sillyducky69
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 8:40pm UTC
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  13. Aurora876 Aurora876
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    Christmas is about the birth of someone
    Not gifts and caring about how many you get♥

  14. sillyducky69 sillyducky69
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 11:49am UTC
    If you're so tired of being single,
    then go find a boyfriend.
    format credit: jade672

  15. Aurora876 Aurora876
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:30am UTC
    That depressing moment
    when
    You don't have enough money to buy the song you really want on iTunes...
    format: h

  16. sillyducky69 sillyducky69
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 1:17am UTC
    I see those 'I want a boy who' quotes
    AND I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK,
    I had a boy like that once, but i lost him.

  17. aml143 aml143
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    ;
    type here
    fave
    and i'll go on your profile and write a boy's name that fits with yours
    i promise ♥

  18. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    how to get kicked out
    of any store:
    hide in the bathroom stall, then when someone opens the door say
    "Hello, Welcome to Narnia"

  19. brookeewing brookeewing
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    It sucks when,
    you find out that your crush likes your best friend♥.

  20. wishful wishful
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    No body c ares unless you're
    PRETTY OR DYING.

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