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  1. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 11:28pm UTC
    Don't judge me on what i don't do
    judge me on what i do

  2. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Some people just need a hug
    to the neck
    by a chain

  3. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    There is this girl at my schoo who likes me alot.
    I have a girlfreind who i like but i know she doesn't like me as much as the other girl
    plz fav if i should stay with the girlfreind
    plz comment if i should dump her and go 4 the other girl
    thnx

  4. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    "yeah mum i'm doing homework"
    translate: looking at witty
    but minimizing every time you walk in.

  5. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    A woman gives birth to a child every 3 seconds
    WE MUST STOP THIS WOMAN!
    fav if you laughed

  6. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 12:56am UTC
    Every 60 minutes in China
    an hour passes

  7. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 1:05am UTC
    The cinema trick
    \(O)/ /O\
    nmf

  8. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 8:59am UTC
    A girl told me she loved me
    and i said
    I'm sorry
    but why?

  9. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons
    make orange juice
    and make people wonder how the f**k you did it

  10. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    Does anyone else hate it when the main character of a book dies and the authour can't make one anywhere near as good :.(

  11. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    The terrible days when
    you finish a really good series of books
    and can't figure out what to do with your life
    and start judging every book you come across

  12. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Shout out to all the people
    who think that the best part of a movie is the previews

  13. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    :-}) Handlebar Mustache
    ~~8-O Bad-Hair Day
    /:-) Frenchman with a beret
    }|{ Butterfly
    @@@@:-) Marge Simpson
    8> Penguin
    @};--- Rose
    :---) Pinnochio
    $__$ Sees Money
    -(:)(0)=8 Teletubby
    :-[ Vampire
    |:-) Unibrow
    smileys 4evaaa

  14. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 5:21am UTC
    Is it bad to hate the person who loves you

  15. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 4:30am UTC
    Accidentaly sneaking out a LOL in the middle of a conversation.

  16. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    I wonder if Steve has a daughter
    and if she does
    does he let her go on witty?????

  17. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    Like i don't do enough for you already
    ever thought about that?

  18. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    The only quotes i see about
    1 Direction
    Nutella
    and Gay Marriage
    is about people saying to stop fighting about them
    why would they keep posting then???
    i no i''ve done it now

  19. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 3:25am UTC
    The first fight
    and the first tears

  20. funnyboy2 funnyboy2
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 6:29am UTC
    I HATE IT WHEN SHE LIES!!!

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